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Song Parodies -> "Breakfast Anorexia"

Original Song Title:

"Breakfast In America"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Supertramp

Parody Song Title:

"Breakfast Anorexia"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

take a look at my girlfriend
she has really gone to pot
no meat on my girlfriend
really used to weigh a lot

she was jumbo...used to waddle
led to anorexia
there's a reason, doctors warn ya
i'm hoping she's going to pull through
but there's not a lot she will chew

don't have nothing for breakfast
no, my dear...no, my dear
i gotta think that its reckless
there ain't much flesh a-hanging here

she gets thinner...ever thinner
looks like she could break in half
i might lose her...she could croak here
i'm praying she chokes down some stew
even half a bowlful would do

ain't no fat on my girlfriend
eighty pounds right on the dot
a skinny-ass girlfriend
doesn't really weigh a lot

she was jumbo...used to waddle
led to anorexia
there's a reason, doctors warn ya
i'm hoping she's going to pull through
but there's not a lot she will chew



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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 12

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Johnny D - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Have her munch on these fives, that'll fatten 'er up.
John Barry - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
One of the best titles of the day. I voted 5s, but they vote isn't registering?
Paul Robinson - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I had to search my mind to try and remember the OS...all I found there were broken shards and a bunch of useless melted and fused brain cells all congealed into a gooey mess (do you know anyone who cleans this type of stuff up?)...then I remembered how the OS went...good thing, 'cause now I can appreciate the great job you did with this one...5's ~ ~ ~
Silly Willy - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Liked the "i'm praying she chokes down some stew, even half a bowlful would do" line.
Rick C - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Another gem from mr rhodes! 555
alvin rhodes - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks johnny john paul willy and rick
AFW - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one...for fives
Meriadoc - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Your pacing is so flawless I am always amazed!

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