Song Parodies -> Breakfast Anorexia
| Original Song Title: | "Breakfast In America" |
| Original Performer: | Supertramp |
| Parody Song Title: | "Breakfast Anorexia" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
take a look at my girlfriend
she has really gone to pot
no meat on my girlfriend
really used to weigh a lot
she was jumbo...used to waddle
led to anorexia
there's a reason, doctors warn ya
i'm hoping she's going to pull through
but there's not a lot she will chew
don't have nothing for breakfast
no, my dear...no, my dear
i gotta think that its reckless
there ain't much flesh a-hanging here
she gets thinner...ever thinner
looks like she could break in half
i might lose her...she could croak here
i'm praying she chokes down some stew
even half a bowlful would do
ain't no fat on my girlfriend
eighty pounds right on the dot
a skinny-ass girlfriend
doesn't really weigh a lot
she was jumbo...used to waddle
led to anorexia
there's a reason, doctors warn ya
i'm hoping she's going to pull through
but there's not a lot she will chew
she has really gone to pot
no meat on my girlfriend
really used to weigh a lot
she was jumbo...used to waddle
led to anorexia
there's a reason, doctors warn ya
i'm hoping she's going to pull through
but there's not a lot she will chew
don't have nothing for breakfast
no, my dear...no, my dear
i gotta think that its reckless
there ain't much flesh a-hanging here
she gets thinner...ever thinner
looks like she could break in half
i might lose her...she could croak here
i'm praying she chokes down some stew
even half a bowlful would do
ain't no fat on my girlfriend
eighty pounds right on the dot
a skinny-ass girlfriend
doesn't really weigh a lot
she was jumbo...used to waddle
led to anorexia
there's a reason, doctors warn ya
i'm hoping she's going to pull through
but there's not a lot she will chew
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
|
Place Your Vote
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
 | | | Pacing | | How Funny | | Overall Rating | | ||||||||||||||||||
| 1 | 1 |
|
1 |
|
1 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | 1 |
|
1 |
|
1 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | 9 |
|
9 |
|
9 |
|
User Comments Follow...
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Have her munch on these fives, that'll fatten 'er up.
One of the best titles of the day. I voted 5s, but they vote isn't registering?
I had to search my mind to try and remember the OS...all I found there were broken shards and a bunch of useless melted and fused brain cells all congealed into a gooey mess (do you know anyone who cleans this type of stuff up?)...then I remembered how the OS went...good thing, 'cause now I can appreciate the great job you did with this one...5's ~ ~ ~
Liked the "i'm praying she chokes down some stew, even half a bowlful would do" line.
Another gem from mr rhodes! 555
thanks johnny john paul willy and rick
Good one...for fives
Your pacing is so flawless I am always amazed!
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/supertramp16.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 103
The Very Best Of Supertramp album at Amazon.com
Breakfast in America album at Amazon.com
Crime of the Century album at Amazon.com
Even in the Quietest Moments... album at Amazon.com
Crisis? What Crisis? album at Amazon.com
...Famous Last Words... album at Amazon.com
Paris album at Amazon.com
Brother Where You Bound album at Amazon.com
The Very Best of Supertramp, Vol. 2 album at Amazon.com
