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Song Parodies -> "Dumb, Fail Away"

Original Song Title:

"Come, Sail Away"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Dumb, Fail Away"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Hopefully, this will help Cartman......
I'm failing away
Flunking every course, well below a "C"
Football, I'm the captain, so I'm ignored
Sit in class tomorrow, it's such a bore
I won't try, no way, I'm on the team

I look to the field
I'm setting on a life, academic free
Be happy, not sad
I think about what coach said that drugs are bad
We live for the next big game or the glory goes
Don't plan on missing out on a trophy gold
And we'll try the best we can despite the "F"s

A gathering of dim bulbs appeared above my skull
They told me to go work out, to be big like a bull
And I'll just fail away
Just fail away
Just fail away in school
Just fail away, just fail away
Just fail away in school

A gathering of agents helped me live my dream
They climbed into their limos and I went to join a team
And I'll just fail away
Just fail away
Just fail away in class
Just fail away, just fail away
Just fail away in class

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Johnny D - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Rocks for Jocks and Physics for Poets!
alvin rhodes - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
this parody gets an A..well, 5s, anyway
Paul Hornung - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
This ain't bad for a white boy, but we need more black parodists.5-4-4

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