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Song Parodies -> "Keep on Blocking 'Em, Junior"

Original Song Title:

"Rock 'N Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steve Miller Band

Parody Song Title:

"Keep on Blocking 'Em, Junior"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

This song is about Dale Earnhardt, Jr.'s dominance in the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series.
Well Dale's been looking real hard
Trying to win a Sprint Cup
But it just keeps getting tougher every day
But he has to do his part because his last name's Earnhardt
He has to please old Rick Hendrick, yeah
He's not that superstitious
Race fans, don't get suspicious
Steve Letarte's a friend of mine
I know that it's true - Dale will win a race or two
And win a championship at least one time
He'll win in Phoenix, Arizona and swept the races at Daytona
Then he'll dominate in Pocono, PA
Michigan and Richmond for his fifth and sixth wins
Then some Martinsville and Kansas pay
Keep on blocking 'em, Junior
Keep on blocking 'em, Junior
Keep on blocking 'em, Junior
Keep on blocking, keep on blocking, blocking, Jr., Jr., Jr., Jr.
Keep on blocking, blocking 'em, Junior
Keep on blocking, blocking 'em, Junior
Don't get suspicious
Race fans, don't get suspicious
Steve Letarte is still a friend of mine
And you know that it's true
Dale will win a race or two
And win a championship at least one time
He'll win in Phoenix, Arizona and sweep both races at Daytona
Then he'll dominate at Pocono, PA
Michigan and Richmond for a fifth and sixth win
Then some Martinsville and Texas pay
Keep on blocking 'em, Junior
Keep on blocking 'em, Junior
Keep on blocking 'em, Junior
Keep on blocking 'em, blocking 'em, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior

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Jonathan - May 12, 2014 - Report this comment
pacing's kind of confusing but overall not bad 4's

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