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Song Parodies -> "Born to be Mild"

Original Song Title:

"Born to be Wild"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steppenwolf

Parody Song Title:

"Born to be Mild"

Parody Written by:

Moose From Poland

The Lyrics

I made this song awhile ago, and I realized there's another version of it. I looked at the other version though and I'd say they're different enough for me to go ahead and post my version.
Get your mower runnin'
Readjust your toupee
Lookin' through the paper
For the horoscopes in section A
"Hey honey, do you need anything?
I could pick it up at the store"
Tell the kids there's no television
"Til they finish their chores

I like playing croquet
Listening to soft rock
Watching golf on TV
I like ironing my clean socks
"Hey sweetie, where's the remote control?"
"Maybe look underneath your chair!"
"Thanks hon, I was looking but I
Didn't think to look there!"

I am neat, clean and styled
I was born, born to be mild
I'm an average guy
And that is no lie
Born to be mild...
Born to be mild...

Cleaning up the table
Watching the football game
Taking a yoga class
So everyday isn't the same
"Hey honey, do you need anything?
I could pick it up at the store"
Tell the kids there's no television
"Til they finish their chores

You'll never see me riled
I was born, born to be mild
I'm an average guy
And that is no lie
Born to be mild...
Born to be mild...
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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Royce Miller - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I think it's a charming parody. Stay mild as long as you can.
Rex - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Holy cow, I was just working on this. This is great and makes me glad I decided to change tracks and go a slightly different route, which will be posted on AmIRight in a day or two. Have some 5's on me.
Anonymous Bob - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
544. Okay. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Dylan Baranski - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, Bob Rivers already performed this parody, but I give you 5-5-5 because you're from Poland.

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