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Song Parodies -> "As I Come Off Stage"

Original Song Title:

"As I Come Of Age"

Original Performer:

Stephen Stills (with Crosby and Nash)

Parody Song Title:

"As I Come Off Stage"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

See if you can guess who this is about.
As I come off stage
I keep falling down
Cause I took too many Quaaludes
I thought I was Jimmy Page
Drinking too hard
And I tore myself to pieces

Yes, but it's on T.V. now
And I'm a little more public now
The ratings that I'm getting now
Gonna make me money
And how!

Now you know why I'm
Stumbling over
All the chairs and pets and bedpans
Loaded all the time
Many beers
Though they edit when I guzzle
And smoke, always the joke

(Solo so low)

Yes, but I'm on T.V. now
And I'm a lot more public now
The ratings that I'm getting now
Gonna make them money

By the time I die from the excess
In the company of strangers
And if I could find the wine
I would tell you
That you're all a buzzkill
Hey, bloke, get me a smoke
Ooooh, (plop)

Bum steer. That's a bottom comment.

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Johnny D - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but again I wish I did ... it's about Ozzie, of course.
Rick D - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
It's on one of Stills' solo albums, with Ringo on drums.
Johnny D - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooop, my mistake - it's of course NOT about Ozzie - it's about Stephen WhiskeyStills, of course.... isn't it....?
Rick D - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
No, you were right, I was thinking of Ozzie, but it's a really good song from SS

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