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Song Parodies -> "Are Ya Wearin' A Brassiere ?"

Original Song Title:

"Reelin' In The Years"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Are Ya Wearin' A Brassiere ?"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

your bust is still a stunner
while there's others fadin' fast
when they sag they're needin' something
but it seems that yours will last
yes, your chest is such a fine one
that i must give you a hand
the jugs you own are precious
and right up they stand

are ya wearin' a brassiere ?
oh what a waste of time
cause your mammaries do appear
to have stood the test of time

their suspension's been ingenious
since you were seventeen
and ever since you've grown them
still the best ones that i've seen
there ain't been any spoilage
and to me, they're really grand
they've got a lot of mileage
yet they're wondrous glands

are ya wearin' a brassiere ?
oh what a waste of time
cause your mammaries do appear
to have stood the test of time

some sets look kinda funny
as they droop when past their prime
your breasts still look so jolly good
they really blow my mind
after all this time they're tan and lean
admired by every man
i think you look great braless
that should be your plan

are ya wearin' a brassiere ?
oh what a waste of time
cause your mammaries do appear
to have stood the test of time

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McKludge - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Fantastit! I mean fantastic! 555
AFW - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I love boobs and boob parodies, and this one's right up there...
alvin - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks mckludge and AFW
John Barry - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Another mamsterpiece!
alvin - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks john...lol
Ann Hammond - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
Mike Littoris - October 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for the nice stroll down mammary lane.
alvin - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks ann and mike

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