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Song Parodies -> "Pretzel Fondness"

Original Song Title:

"Pretzel Logic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Pretzel Fondness"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

started in the german southland
way back centuries, you know
started in the german southland
way back centuries, you know
yeah, they look like little arms...that fold in half
meant to be a reward...from the monkish staff
for children who were clever
learning their prayers long ago...oh yeah

only cost a few simolians
you can eat them all the time
only cost a few simolians
you can eat them all the time
and they taste so fine...i have my fill
i loved them as a toddler...i love them still
those little arms, i sever
into my pie hole they go...oh yeah

i'm shopping for some pretzels
which brand name should i choose ?
the big rods leave me chokin', son
those mini ones are cute
those mini ones are cute

the habit picked up easy...my fondness grows
i would not think of changing...to mere fritos
i guess i'm hooked forever
just like those kids long ago...oh yeah

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Yoidy - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Now I know the history of pretzels! 555 into your pie hole!
John Barry - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Dubya's theme song. Title of the day.
Johnny D - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody has a satisfying crunch.
AFW - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Just right twist on this one..
alvin rhodes - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks yoidy john johnny and AFW
Rick C - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice "twist" on the OS, so to speak. Fun to sing along with and, of course, I used to sing this OS with a cover band I was with. 555
Tim Hall - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Salty
alvin rhodes - March 01, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks rick and tim

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