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Song Parodies -> "Ricki Lake Lost Her Blubber"

Original Song Title:

"Rikki Don't Lose That Number"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Ricki Lake Lost Her Blubber"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i hear she's lean, now...so they say
i thought that little wild one...still weighed a ton
i guess she kinda scared herself...bein' so plump
cause it can really strain your heart

ricki lake lost her blubber
guess she had to call the doc for help
set her up on a diet full of kelp
ricki don't bouce like rubber
she is down to skin and bones
she was cuter when she was fatter
with lots of rolls

i hear she slimmed it down...half of the frame
has she been a-dietin'...in cole slaw mode ?
still the same inside ?...the same dame ?...i don't know
i guess that she was off the chart

ricki lake lost her blubber
once she used to pinch more than an inch
trimmed it up when her trousers wouldn't cinch
ricki don't bounce like rubber
she has left fried foods behind
she don't pig out on cookie batter
when she's at home

i told myself, i didn't mind
i ain't the chubby chasin' kind
but still i liked her heavy parts

ricki lake lost her blubber
now i've got a crush on someone else
found a girl even fatter than myself
ricki don't bounce like rubber
now she's got her own talk show
and they'll fire her if she gets fatter
and send her home

ricki lake lost her blubber
ricki lake lost her blubber
ricki lake lost her blubber





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Rick C - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Great title and execution...555
TJC - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Great.... scans wonderfully... the visuals?... totally phat! 5's
TJC - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Great.... scans wonderfully... the visuals?... totally phat! 5's
Agrimorfee - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
This is was too funny of a title to pass up, and it was all good, even for a subject that seems to have fallen off the face of the earth. Where is she now? Isn't there some VH1 reality show she could appear on? :) 555
Tommy Turlte - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Kelp - Yummm! - staple of the diet for us!... What Rick C said and TJC said twice :) Three slender Fives.
alvin rhodes - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks rick TJC agrimorfee (yeah, i admit this is dated) & tommy
Stephen Harrington - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't hear this song very often, but I do know it. 555, I trust your pacing. This is very good and I know what your talking about.
AFW - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one..and I talked to Star Jones...she's jealous and want equal parody time..
Paul Robinson - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow! Haven't thought about Rikki Lake in quite a while...I mostly remember her from the small part she had for a season or two on the fine "China Beach" TV series (Dana Delany & others formed an excellent cast). Boy, was she tubby then...5's ~ ~ ~
PMS - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
This tips the scales at 555 lbs
Dee Range - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Never saw Ricki Lake, but I did find the blubber she lost, unfortunately. 5's
Stuart McArthur - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
yeah she's just not the same good old Hairspray girl she used to be - 555
Larry Hensley - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Never watch it, but really good parody, 555s
Red Ant - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
"she don't pig out on cookie batter" was inspired. Never kept up much with her; for a while it seemed like every episode of her talk show she got bigger.
alvin rhodes - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks stephen AFW paul PMS dee stuart larry and red ant

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