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Song Parodies -> "Hit Me Again"

Original Song Title:

"Do It Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Hit Me Again"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

in the mornin', you're still gunnin'
for the man who stole your quarters
and you'll play until you're done in
as your resources grow shorter
and the dealers are all stealin'
with the odds that can't be beat
and the dollar bills, you're peelin'
disappear as you compete, yeah

you're playin'....black...jack..hit me again
queens goin' 'round and 'round
you're playin'....black...jack..hit me again

well, you read some gamblin' primer
and you grabbed some loot to spend
and you act like a big-timer
but you're surely near the end
cause you went a little wild, now
and more cash, you'll have to borrow
all the while, the dealer's smilin'
he knows you'll be back tomorrow...yeah

you're playin'....black...jack..hit me again
queens goin' 'round and 'round
you're playin'....black...jack..hit me again

now, you swear and act outrageous
cause you got a crappy hand
you can't pull that crap in vegas
they will throw you in the can
and because you're out of money
thoughts of bail bonds are disabled
dealer man just finds it funny
one more sucker joins his table...yeah

you're playin'....black...jack..hit me again
queens goin' 'round and 'round
you're playin'....black...jack..hit me again

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Royce Miller - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good reading for a Monday.
carol - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Worth stopping to read. Good job.5's
Red Ant - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
While not always the best play in BlackJack, you should stand on the 15 I dealt you.
alvin rhodes - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks royce carol and red ant
AFW - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
DKOS, but I like blackjack...and sounds like you've got a hit, here
Rex - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Jack thinks this parody's an ace.
MrMacphisto - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Very nice.... I could actually see Steely Dan playing this version of the song. 5-5-5
stuart mcarthur - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
masterful wordplay, alvin - 555
Peregrin - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
You laid your cards on the table here! 5-5-5 Hold!
alvin rhodes - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW rex mr macphisto stuart and peregrin

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