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Song Parodies -> "Effing (No Swearing At All)"

Original Song Title:

"F.M. (No Static At All)"

Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Effing (No Swearing At All)"

Parody Written by:

Henry Moon

The Lyrics

Mind the expletives Mamma, don't moan or whine
Tone down your F- and C-words, it's potty time
The girls all seem to care what's said
So spare us the peckerhead
Turning air blue with cursing
Goes down like a balloon of lead

Cut out goddamns and mothers, use S.O.B.s
Keep all the imprecations from my Louise
The girls don't read the Daily News
Too scared of the pees and queues

no swearing at all (no swearing at all)
Effing... no swearing at all

Play her some fu*ked up music like Eminem
Feed her powdered Deludin, while you blaspheme
The girls won't put R movies on
So save your shit for the john

no swearing at all (no swearing at all)
Effing... no swearing at all

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Chuck A. Spear - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent! I've always liked that song....but this is the first parody i've ever heard of it....and it's a good'un!
alvin rhodes - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
clever one...5s

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