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Song Parodies -> "Stealin' All My Beer"

Original Song Title:

"Reeling In The Years"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Stealin' All My Beer"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i'd hoped it'd last all summer
but i see its goin' fast
someone's grabbed a little something
from my little secret stash
more valuable than diamonds
is my private special brand
its something i hold precious
you must understand

who's been stealin' all my beer ?
oh, what a heinous crime
are you tryin' to cause me tears ?
keep your filthy mitts off mine

you've been gallin' me...you're the meanest
now i'm missin' seventeen
but give me time...i'll find you
i predict a violent scene
this act must be abolished
and i have a stake-out planned
his presence, i'll acknowledge
then i'll kill the man

who's been stealin' all my beer ?
oh, what a heinous crime
are you tryin' to cause me tears ?
keep your filthy mitts off mine

i spent a lot of money
on this alcohol of mine
i find the flavor jolly-good
i retch on other kinds
after all my drinks, voraciously
is some agressive man
i think i'll knock him senseless
if i get the chance

who's been stealin' all my beer ?
oh, what a heinous crime
are you tryin' to cause me tears ?
keep your filthy mitts off mine

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Johnny D - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Virtually sings itself ... and I'll drink to that. 5's
John Barry - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job on a tough one to pace.
alvin rhodes - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks johnny and john...
AFW - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked it...good job, Alvin..reminds me of some years back...before Coors was distrib. in Ohio....used to have a relative in Denver mail it back...and I hoarded it like a squirrel with acorns..tasted better then..now that it's plentiful here, I rarely drink it...It lost the romantix, I guess
alvin rhodes - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW

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