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Song Parodies -> "Keg"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

you grab a pitcher
into your mouth, you shove it
and when you've downed a few
you cause a scene or two
you are the drunk of your family
its booze you covet

you took a stiff shot
it keeps your whistle wetter
drank up the booze, its true
it sure works good on you
you've been disowned by your family
you'll never get no better

its just enough for you
its just enough for you're drunk and fall
you see it
its your fate for pourin' brewskis

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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AFW - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Looks like we're both on the Alky path today...point 555
Kristof Robertson - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thish ish a pine parrotty....yoy know what I mean...55555555clunkzzzzzzzz...
alvin rhodes - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW and kristof
Lee Rasiel - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
you were born in 1955, and you know this one, this was from 1978, Aja the album it's on was released in 77. people who were born from 1957 to I don't know when maybe about 1968 usually know songs that they've posted 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, or 12 parodies of on Amiright or that they didn't post any parodies of at all, that were released in the 1970s. you must be 49 to know the songs from the mid and late 70s that what I said above.
Guy - June 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - Lets see now - this Lee guy posted on Aug 28, 2006 and now it's summer at night in 2008 in the northern hemiphere and winter at night the next day in the southern hemiphere area of Australia. Calculating for leap years and other errata I would estimate that you are now around 18,560 days old but the odds of being accurate on this, except at night is roughly the same as drawing a royal fisbin, which incidently Spock has never calcuated the odds of drawing a royal fisbin.

This is just begging for a re-write using six verses instead of the chopped three verse that the lyrics sites put out. I bet if you redid this you could make it really scream. I like this - you were every bit as good at this in your early days, roughly 921 days ago but only at night. See it all in D-Ts - Nice touch.
alvin - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks lee....thanks even confuse things more, it was my birthday yesterday....yeah, i shoulda did more with this....but i passed out...heh heh heh
LittleCupCakes - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Add a brat to your brewsky on your Birthday, Sir Alvin; hope you celebrated in grand CancerEsque style !

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