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Song Parodies -> "Rikki Don't Buy That Hummer"

Original Song Title:

"Rikki Don't Lose That Number"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Rikki Don't Buy That Hummer"

Parody Written by:

Aurelius

The Lyrics

I hear you're wanting some new wheels
I thought your little Scion was doin' great
I guess you just convinced yourself it's underweight
I hope you have a change of heart...

Rikki don't buy that Hummer
Have you lost your ever-lovin' mind?
It would seem your discernment has declined
Rikki don't buy that Hummer
Think of how your money's spent
You might use it for something better
Like food and rent

It's such an ugly beast, you must admit
You could go out driving and go off-road
Just how practical does that seem, I don't know
I hope you have a change of heart...

Rikki don't buy that Hummer
Have you lost your ever-lovin' mind?
It would seem your discernment has declined
Rikki don't buy that Hummer
Think of how your money's spent
You might use it for something better
Like food and rent

(Instrumental)

I know you want an S-U-V
But not the size of Tennessee
I hope you have a change of heart

(Chorus)

Rikki don't buy that Hummer ( x3)

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Ghetto John - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
good job and amen, I hate those ugly hummers.....lord what has the world come too...but yeah good job. For questions or comments email me at..... Face_Down2k5@yahoo.com
alvin rhodes - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
well crafted...nice job...5s
John Barry - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody; good message.
Aurelius - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks ghetto, alvin, john! The song was harder than i anticipated
MrMacphisto - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
A nice song to Hum to... 5's
Aurelius - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, mr!
MasonR - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
"I know you want an S-U-V / But not the size of Tennessee" -- brilliant! 555!
Phil Alexander - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, and only dropped in after spotting MasonR's comment - 'cause that's a brilliant couplet :-)
Aurelius - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, mason & phil! i kinda liked that line myself : )
Peregrin - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job and funny
Ingeborg S. Nordén - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Spot-on pacing, topical humor, clever rhymes...here are three 5's I hope YOU don't lose!
Aurelius - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks peregrin and ingeborg!

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