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Song Parodies -> "Rikki Don't Buy That Hummer"
Original Song Title:
"Rikki Don't Lose That Number"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Steely Dan
Parody Song Title:
"Rikki Don't Buy That Hummer"
Parody Written by:
Aurelius
The Lyrics
I hear you're wanting some new wheels
I thought your little Scion was doin' great
I guess you just convinced yourself it's underweight
I hope you have a change of heart...
Rikki don't buy that Hummer
Have you lost your ever-lovin' mind?
It would seem your discernment has declined
Rikki don't buy that Hummer
Think of how your money's spent
You might use it for something better
Like food and rent
It's such an ugly beast, you must admit
You could go out driving and go off-road
Just how practical does that seem, I don't know
I hope you have a change of heart...
Rikki don't buy that Hummer
Have you lost your ever-lovin' mind?
It would seem your discernment has declined
Rikki don't buy that Hummer
Think of how your money's spent
You might use it for something better
Like food and rent
(Instrumental)
I know you want an S-U-V
But not the size of Tennessee
I hope you have a change of heart
(Chorus)
Rikki don't buy that Hummer ( x3)
I thought your little Scion was doin' great
I guess you just convinced yourself it's underweight
I hope you have a change of heart...
Rikki don't buy that Hummer
Have you lost your ever-lovin' mind?
It would seem your discernment has declined
Rikki don't buy that Hummer
Think of how your money's spent
You might use it for something better
Like food and rent
It's such an ugly beast, you must admit
You could go out driving and go off-road
Just how practical does that seem, I don't know
I hope you have a change of heart...
Rikki don't buy that Hummer
Have you lost your ever-lovin' mind?
It would seem your discernment has declined
Rikki don't buy that Hummer
Think of how your money's spent
You might use it for something better
Like food and rent
(Instrumental)
I know you want an S-U-V
But not the size of Tennessee
I hope you have a change of heart
(Chorus)
Rikki don't buy that Hummer ( x3)
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good job and amen, I hate those ugly hummers.....lord what has the world come too...but yeah good job. For questions or comments email me at..... Face_Down2k5@yahoo.com
well crafted...nice job...5s
Good parody; good message.
Thanks ghetto, alvin, john! The song was harder than i anticipated
A nice song to Hum to... 5's
Thanks, mr!
"I know you want an S-U-V / But not the size of Tennessee" -- brilliant! 555!
DKTOS, and only dropped in after spotting MasonR's comment - 'cause that's a brilliant couplet :-)
Thanks, mason & phil! i kinda liked that line myself : )
Good job and funny
Spot-on pacing, topical humor, clever rhymes...here are three 5's I hope YOU don't lose!
Thanks peregrin and ingeborg!
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