Song Parodies -> Mad Cow
| Original Song Title: | "Black Cow" |
| Original Performer: | Steely Dan |
| Parody Song Title: | "Mad Cow" |
| Parody Written by: | Tim Hall |
DOA stands for Department of Agriculture
In Washington
In the state
Cows were eating feed with
Brains and spinal cord
Spinal cord
Meat supply suffers harm
Can't save your farm
It's causing you
such dismay
Media attention
And the DOA
DOA
Surely will screen out the bad meat
But your demise is complete
Can't import any beef
It could spread around
Quarantine
Because you
Used bad feed
Have to
Kill them now
Your steers have mad cow
Keep them out of here
In Canada
Mexico
And in Western Europe
Even in Japan
A beef ban
Involves the United States
And no debates
Regulations
Were too late
To save the meat supply
From Washington State
What a fate!
They had a product recall
Did it work out at all?
Can't import any beef
It could spread around
Quarantine
Because you
Used bad feed
Have to
Kill them now
Your steers have mad cow
Keep them out of here
In the state
Cows were eating feed with
Brains and spinal cord
Spinal cord
Meat supply suffers harm
Can't save your farm
It's causing you
such dismay
Media attention
And the DOA
DOA
Surely will screen out the bad meat
But your demise is complete
Can't import any beef
It could spread around
Quarantine
Because you
Used bad feed
Have to
Kill them now
Your steers have mad cow
Keep them out of here
In Canada
Mexico
And in Western Europe
Even in Japan
A beef ban
Involves the United States
And no debates
Regulations
Were too late
To save the meat supply
From Washington State
What a fate!
They had a product recall
Did it work out at all?
Can't import any beef
It could spread around
Quarantine
Because you
Used bad feed
Have to
Kill them now
Your steers have mad cow
Keep them out of here
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