Song Parodies -> Eat With Your Hand
| Original Song Title: | "Do It Again" |
| Original Performer: | Steely Dan |
| Parody Song Title: | "Eat With Your Hand" |
| Parody Written by: | Fred Snider |
When you were a little toddler,
You put fun foods in your tummy,
But you didn't have no money,
So you had to ask your Mummy,
And your favorite kind of snack food,
Had a sailor on the cover,
If your Mother bought a box,
You'd have to tell her that you love her, yeah.
You get Cracker Jack.
Eat with your hand,
You'll get the prize inside,
You get Cracker Jack,
Eat with your hand.
Now you've got your Fiddle Faddle,
And you've got your Screaming Yellow,
Zonkers just don't make you happy,
Like that little sailor fellow,
So you open up the bottom,
Just to get that piece of paper,
If you weren't really hungry,
You can eat that fine stuff later, yeah.
( Chorus )
In the morning, you have Snap food,
But you also have some Crackle,
And they Pop when you add milk,
That sits inside your guts like Spackle,
So you often skip your breakfast,
And then sometimes lunch & dinner,
The cool kid that eats dessert first,
Well, he'll always be a winner, yeah!
( Chorus )
You put fun foods in your tummy,
But you didn't have no money,
So you had to ask your Mummy,
And your favorite kind of snack food,
Had a sailor on the cover,
If your Mother bought a box,
You'd have to tell her that you love her, yeah.
You get Cracker Jack.
Eat with your hand,
You'll get the prize inside,
You get Cracker Jack,
Eat with your hand.
Now you've got your Fiddle Faddle,
And you've got your Screaming Yellow,
Zonkers just don't make you happy,
Like that little sailor fellow,
So you open up the bottom,
Just to get that piece of paper,
If you weren't really hungry,
You can eat that fine stuff later, yeah.
( Chorus )
In the morning, you have Snap food,
But you also have some Crackle,
And they Pop when you add milk,
That sits inside your guts like Spackle,
So you often skip your breakfast,
And then sometimes lunch & dinner,
The cool kid that eats dessert first,
Well, he'll always be a winner, yeah!
( Chorus )
http://sites.google.com/site/myfreelyrics I do these parodies at karaoke night. I put adult humor & partials in the other website.
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Nice job. Looks like junk-food-parody day.
Mmm, Fiddle Faddle. ;D
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