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Song Parodies -> "Blow Biz Kids"

Original Song Title:

"Show Biz Kids"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Blow Biz Kids"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

(Chorus) x2
While the poor suckers buyin’
There’s no raid on tonight
While the poor suckers buyin’
All the cops are out of sight

It’s a crazy time…all the druggie’s stare
I don’t live in El Dorado…but a room which is top of the scares
Well there’s drugs I’ve downed an’ hurled…and there’s drugs I’ve been wasted on too
As my brain unravels…I will have to travel…to find the high I’m due

(Chorus) x2
While the poor suckers buyin’
There’s no raid on tonight
While the poor suckers buyin’
All the cops are out of sight

I’m at the house on the corner…with the drugs inside
I think I’ll choose some weed…from that funny ol’ guy
He’s got the taperin’ doobies…he’s got a really fine hash cake
And wow, it’s super de luxe…it’s outrageous…oh, money’s not an issue

(Chorus) x2
While the poor suckers buyin’
There’s no raid on tonight
While the poor suckers buyin’
All the cops are out of sight

Blow business kids makin’ money by themselves
You know they don’t give a f*ck about anybody else
You know they’re greedy

While the poor suckers buyin’
There’s no raid on tonight
While the poor suckers buyin’
There’s no raid on tonight
While the poor suckers buyin’
All the cops are out of sight

While the poor suckers buyin’
There’s no raid on tonight
While the poor suckers buyin’
All the cops are out of sight

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Mark Scotti - August 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Love "The Dan", and loved 'Your Stand"!!
John Barry - August 14, 2009 - Report this comment
They've thrown caution to the nasal wind.
Andria - August 14, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't live in El Dorado either (but I owned a very well-used one at one time, that is, the car), but I live near a number of drug houses and watch "Cops" regularly, so I'm familiar with the gist of this parody. 5s for you.
Fiddlegirl - August 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Jumpin' Crack Stash!
Christie Marie M - August 14, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm high on this parody! Smuggling 555's!
AFW - August 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Captures the flavor of the street
Andy Primus - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all for comments/votes

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