Song Parodies -> Blow Biz Kids
| Original Song Title: | "Show Biz Kids" |
| Original Performer: | Steely Dan |
| Parody Song Title: | "Blow Biz Kids" |
| Parody Written by: | Andy Primus |
(Chorus) x2
While the poor suckers buyin’
There’s no raid on tonight
While the poor suckers buyin’
All the cops are out of sight
It’s a crazy time…all the druggie’s stare
I don’t live in El Dorado…but a room which is top of the scares
Well there’s drugs I’ve downed an’ hurled…and there’s drugs I’ve been wasted on too
As my brain unravels…I will have to travel…to find the high I’m due
(Chorus) x2
While the poor suckers buyin’
There’s no raid on tonight
While the poor suckers buyin’
All the cops are out of sight
I’m at the house on the corner…with the drugs inside
I think I’ll choose some weed…from that funny ol’ guy
He’s got the taperin’ doobies…he’s got a really fine hash cake
And wow, it’s super de luxe…it’s outrageous…oh, money’s not an issue
(Chorus) x2
While the poor suckers buyin’
There’s no raid on tonight
While the poor suckers buyin’
All the cops are out of sight
Blow business kids makin’ money by themselves
You know they don’t give a f*ck about anybody else
You know they’re greedy
While the poor suckers buyin’
There’s no raid on tonight
While the poor suckers buyin’
There’s no raid on tonight
While the poor suckers buyin’
All the cops are out of sight
While the poor suckers buyin’
There’s no raid on tonight
While the poor suckers buyin’
All the cops are out of sight
While the poor suckers buyin’
There’s no raid on tonight
While the poor suckers buyin’
All the cops are out of sight
It’s a crazy time…all the druggie’s stare
I don’t live in El Dorado…but a room which is top of the scares
Well there’s drugs I’ve downed an’ hurled…and there’s drugs I’ve been wasted on too
As my brain unravels…I will have to travel…to find the high I’m due
(Chorus) x2
While the poor suckers buyin’
There’s no raid on tonight
While the poor suckers buyin’
All the cops are out of sight
I’m at the house on the corner…with the drugs inside
I think I’ll choose some weed…from that funny ol’ guy
He’s got the taperin’ doobies…he’s got a really fine hash cake
And wow, it’s super de luxe…it’s outrageous…oh, money’s not an issue
(Chorus) x2
While the poor suckers buyin’
There’s no raid on tonight
While the poor suckers buyin’
All the cops are out of sight
Blow business kids makin’ money by themselves
You know they don’t give a f*ck about anybody else
You know they’re greedy
While the poor suckers buyin’
There’s no raid on tonight
While the poor suckers buyin’
There’s no raid on tonight
While the poor suckers buyin’
All the cops are out of sight
While the poor suckers buyin’
There’s no raid on tonight
While the poor suckers buyin’
All the cops are out of sight
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Love "The Dan", and loved 'Your Stand"!!
They've thrown caution to the nasal wind.
I don't live in El Dorado either (but I owned a very well-used one at one time, that is, the car), but I live near a number of drug houses and watch "Cops" regularly, so I'm familiar with the gist of this parody. 5s for you.
Jumpin' Crack Stash!
I'm high on this parody! Smuggling 555's!
Captures the flavor of the street
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