Song Parodies -> With A Nun
| Original Song Title: | "With A Gun" |
| Original Performer: | Steely Dan |
| Parody Song Title: | "With A Nun" |
| Parody Written by: | Andy Primus |
You don’t belong an’ you have seen disgrace before
You’ll get the ban coz you’ve been workin’ as a whore
He paid his money and was shaggin’ on the floor
With a nun…with a nun
You will flee with your head held in shame
But you’ll please another man with his piece in your hand
And beat his botty with a cane
You met the punters but you didn’t take the pill
An’ then I bought you with my hundred dollar bill
My cap it burst so your oven I did fill
With a bun…with a bun
You won’t be that ol’ whore on the game
Won’t you take a weddin’ band which I’ll place on your hand
I want that foetus to remain
And I swear I won’t be cruel
When you’ve been at your worst an’ moody, whoa, be no fun when you’re like Kong
Best hide coz the word is…insure the man…then murder is planned
I have been good but you still think that I’m a clown
You’ll prob’ly kill me when you finally run me down
An’ now it’s dawnin’ it’s not safe to hang around
With a nun…with a nun
I have seen what you are, it’s a shame
So just take the other man, put his ring on your hand
An’ then my mien will be sane
You’ll get the ban coz you’ve been workin’ as a whore
He paid his money and was shaggin’ on the floor
With a nun…with a nun
You will flee with your head held in shame
But you’ll please another man with his piece in your hand
And beat his botty with a cane
You met the punters but you didn’t take the pill
An’ then I bought you with my hundred dollar bill
My cap it burst so your oven I did fill
With a bun…with a bun
You won’t be that ol’ whore on the game
Won’t you take a weddin’ band which I’ll place on your hand
I want that foetus to remain
And I swear I won’t be cruel
When you’ve been at your worst an’ moody, whoa, be no fun when you’re like Kong
Best hide coz the word is…insure the man…then murder is planned
I have been good but you still think that I’m a clown
You’ll prob’ly kill me when you finally run me down
An’ now it’s dawnin’ it’s not safe to hang around
With a nun…with a nun
I have seen what you are, it’s a shame
So just take the other man, put his ring on your hand
An’ then my mien will be sane
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Man, you're really ripping through that Steely catalog, and picking some GREAT songs!
A great song of BAD!!! fives
Thanks Mark - wondered if anyone would know this one (one of my faves by them)
Some truly amusing Pretzel Logic here, Andy!
To Andy, another good offbeat one is "Don't Take Me Alive"....
Thanks TJC - & Mark (excellent choice - & how about Caves Of Altamira)
Nunny funny
DKTOS, so didn't vote.... but it sounds to me like someone's adopted some very bad habits. ;)
Thanks AFW & Fiddle
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