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Song Parodies -> "Pretzel Hut"

Original Song Title:

"Pretzel Logic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Pretzel Hut"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

I don't know if this is the case in other areas, but the pretzel place in the mall in my hometown is staffed entirely by high school dropouts and flunkouts.
I would love to get a new job, but I'm underqualified
Yes I'd love to get a new job, but I'm underqualified
Well I tried get my license and drive a truck
Hit a couple grandmas that's just my luck
So I work here in the mall, over at the pretzel hut, oh yeah

I have tried to gain employment at my father's factory
Yes I've tried to gain employment at my father's factory
Well I tried so hard to prove I could learn
The only thing I could do was make it burn
So I work here in the mall, over at the pretzel hut, oh yeah

I tried to flip some burgers, I tried to make some fries
I charred a couple fingers off and got grease my eyes
Grease splattered in my eyes

Well I worked at super Wal-Mart, stocking shelves
I told a couple customers to go to hell
So I work here in the mall, over at the pretzel hut, oh yeah

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Diva - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
So is'nt every fast food place in America.
The Great Karlando - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah that's true, I guess there isn't a college that has a degree in "Deep Fryer Science"

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