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Song Parodies -> "Egg"

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Original Performer:

Steely Dan

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Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics homage (omelet ?) to humpty dumpty, a good egg who caught a bad break...
he grimly fractured
no blame assigned who shoved him
he disappeared from view
this guy was creamed, its true
a yolky pile from his slammin'
he groans as he's eruptin'

it was a cheap shot
some creep caused him a header
down off that wall, he flew
he don't look good, all spewed
he was defiled, floored and hammered
he moans as stuff gets splattered

his shell was cracked...and skewed
much more than black...and blue
when...this fellow falls
he ends up
its a shame he's torn and gooey

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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MasonR - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment
You put this together well.
Pete - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment
I was eggstatic after reading this, so omelet you have fives
John Barry - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment
alvin - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks mason &
alvin - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks john
Melanie Lee - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Y'know, this song was running through my mind when I saw you parody on the list! How 'bout that? BTW, the nursery rhyme doesn't state that he was pushed. Fry that egg at 555 degrees!
Guy - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment
No eggsageration, I shell give you fives. Alvin, I am egging you on to write more stuff like this. You surely got an 'egg' up on the competition with this one. Frack the walrus, you are the eggman!
alvin - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks melanie...true, its just a conspiracy theory of mine, but then again, an oblong object may have just had a hard time balancing on a wall.....thanks
PMS - October 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Cracked me up
alvin - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks PMS

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