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Song Parodies -> "Seethin' An' In Tears"

Original Song Title:

"Reelin' In The Years"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Seethin' An' In Tears"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

This ever lustin' sinner
I can't keep it in my pants
I can grab a piece of something
That is like an elephants
Well I always like a dye blonde
An' I dig it when they're tanned
Can't help it when they're luscious
Wife can't understand

So she's seethin' an' in tears
Crowin' that I'm a slime
Now there's naggin' in both me ears
All she does is whinge an' whine

Yes she's seethin' an' in tears
Crowin' that I'm a slime
An' there's naggin' in both me ears
All she does is whinge an' whine

She's been tellin' me I'm obnoxious
An' she is never keen
With all the times I've tried to
There's more chance I'll bonk the Queen
The weekend with a colleague
When I took her to the Grand
How come the wife had knowledge
I can't understand

Now she's seethin' an' in tears
Crowin' that I'm a slime
I'll be payin' for that for years
Now she wants me home for nine

Yes she's seethin' an' in tears
Crowin' that I'm a slime
I'll be payin' for that for years
Coz she wants me home for nine

I spank a little honey
In my head it's not a crime
The strip she did was very good
It helped me to unwind
After all the girls I've done an' seen
The wife has got a plan
The things I think are priceless
Now they're in her hand

But she's seethin' an' in tears
Crowin' that I'm a slime
An' she's goin' to use the shears
I'm to have a new design

Yes she's seethin' an' in tears
Crowin' that I'm a slime
An' she's goin' to use the shears
I'm to have a new design


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John Barry - October 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Good job on a tough pacer.
alvin - October 07, 2008 - Report this comment
hilarious...especially liked the 'bonk the queen' line
AFW - October 07, 2008 - Report this comment
A very nice and humorous turn of the naughty, here
Andy Primus - October 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks John, Alvin & AFW
Ann Hammond - October 07, 2008 - Report this comment
he he naughty
Andy Primus - October 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Ann

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