-> "Picky Moms Choose No Other"
Original Song Title:
"Rikki, Don't Lose That Number"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Picky Moms Choose No Other"
The Lyrics
you favor skippy...that's insane
and for a little short time...dug peter pan
i guess you don't respect yourself
don't understand
why that went in your shopping cart
picky moms choose no other
peanut butter than the brand of jif
if you scoff, twist the lid and take a sniff
picky moms choose no other
its the only kind they'll own
if you tried it then you'd know better
you would be shown
its the best spread in town...all know its name
sales have been outstanding...they're never low
to bread, its applied...it tastes great...i should know
so why don't you just play it smart
picky moms choose no other
why not grab some off the grocer's shelf
stay away if allergic...you'll wreck your health
picky moms choose no other
just the finest peanuts grown
and you surely will find none better
there's none that's known
the flavor of its so sublime
they should ban the other kinds
they sell down at the supermart
picky moms choose no other
cannot seem to keep it on my shelf
grab a jar and i eat it all myself
picky moms choose no other
its the one i can condone
its the very best you can get here
so take some home
picky moms choose no other
picky moms choose no other
picky moms choose no other
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