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Song Parodies -> "Picky Moms Choose No Other"

Original Song Title:

"Rikki, Don't Lose That Number"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Picky Moms Choose No Other"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

you favor skippy...that's insane
and for a little short time...dug peter pan
i guess you don't respect yourself
don't understand
why that went in your shopping cart

picky moms choose no other
peanut butter than the brand of jif
if you scoff, twist the lid and take a sniff
picky moms choose no other
its the only kind they'll own
if you tried it then you'd know better
you would be shown

its the best spread in town...all know its name
sales have been outstanding...they're never low
to bread, its applied...it tastes great...i should know
so why don't you just play it smart

picky moms choose no other
why not grab some off the grocer's shelf
stay away if allergic...you'll wreck your health
picky moms choose no other
just the finest peanuts grown
and you surely will find none better
there's none that's known

the flavor of its so sublime
they should ban the other kinds
they sell down at the supermart

picky moms choose no other
cannot seem to keep it on my shelf
grab a jar and i eat it all myself
picky moms choose no other
its the one i can condone
its the very best you can get here
so take some home

picky moms choose no other
picky moms choose no other
picky moms choose no other

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McKludge - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Of course, if they've never seen those commercials, this parody will result in a resounding "huh?"

I always liked the Goober Grape myself. Peanut butter and jelly in the same jar!
Ann Hammond - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
he he saw the title and JIF came right to my mind.
alvin - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks mckludge and ann...although i've never been a mother, i refuse to eat anything but jif peanut butter.....and i don't mix with anything...i DO like jelly....but not with peanut butter...call me a purist
Invisible Boy - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh you need Fluff, Fluff, Fluff...whoops...wrong ad.
As a completely random aside...I noticed you used the OS before in a parody about Rikki Lake...One of the best title subs I've ever seen...
Lionel Mertens - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
This one stuck to the moof of my ralph. 5's
alvin - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks IB....for comments on both....thanks lionel...lol
AFW - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Spreads fine...and smooth...great job
Jonathan - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
nice one! 5 jars of JIF for you!
alvin - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
alvin..thanks jonathan....crunchy, not creamy
littleJAMcakes - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Ohhhhhh, sir Alvin, why must you remind me of la joie de Peanut Butter ? . . . . . I haven't had any all year!!! . . . Sticky nonMoms choose "ADAMs" no salt w/Chrunch ! I could munch on some right now, with Calif. Apricot Jam !! oh man !!! PS: I love the Steely Dan tune, too!!!
Stephen Harrington - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
5s.
alvin - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks littleJAMcakes and stephen
Agrimorfee - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
The actual line of the commercial was "Choosy moms choose Jif," but obviously that wouldn't have worked with the OS. Just pretend that Steely Dan have sold out. 555 without the technicality.
2Eagle - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Choosy moms may choose Jif, but I wonder if it because peanut butter has b vitamins including niacin which can keep cholesterol down.
alvin - May 31, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks agri...quite right....thanks 2eagle....cool, didn't know it was good for ya

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