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Song Parodies -> "We Think Malcolm Would Be Good in Bed"

Original Song Title:

"You Just Like Me 'Cus I'm Good in Bed"

Original Performer:

Skyhooks

Parody Song Title:

"We Think Malcolm Would Be Good in Bed"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Well, if you are reading this it passed the censor! We couldn't think of a better tribute to Malcolm than to pay homage to his er...penchant for the erotic... And besides, the gender confusion this continues to engender may help push Billy just a little bit further over the edge... hee hee...
We think Malcolm would be good in bed
From parodies that he's exhibited
Imagination seems unlimited
We think Malcolm would be good in bed

We think Malcolm would be good in bed
Yeah, we judge from what we've read
Bet he's kinky and uninhibited
We think Malcolm would be good in bed

Well I bet he really does
All that stuff he describes
At Whatfreaks parodies ya know
If Malcolm were here
Could he keep up the pace?
Invite him to give us both a go

We think Malcolm would be good in bed
Bet he's quirky and high-spirited
With him nothing'd be prohibited
We think Malcolm would be good in bed

We'd have some fun
With Mal on the floor
Tie him up tight with some rope
Fifteen times a week
And he'd beg for more
Then we'd all smoke dope

We think Malcolm would be good in bed
We think he would be quite talented
We sure hope his writing's not mislead
We think Malcolm would be good in bed

Imagine yourself
As Madonna's boyfriend
She'd probably pay you by the hour
I betcha she would be
Your slave for the weekend
Have her right there in your power

We think Malcolm would be good in bed
We want Malcolm stretched out on that spread
Yes it's Malcolm that we've coveted
We think Malcolm would be good in bed

We think Malcolm would be good in bed
Yeah, we judge from what we've read
Oh dear Malcolm - looks like he just fled!
We think Malcolm would be good in bed!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 18

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malcolm higgins - May 07, 2003 - Report this comment
wow girls... for me?? really?? really I'm not like that.. I spent ten years as a cop in Toronto, seen everything once.. got jaded.. and cynical.. but the kinky bit.. yeah I use the whole chicken... if the feather is erotic and the whole chicken kinky.. what would you say when I brought the whole henhouse??? had to give you 5 all the way.. now each of you lie down here and I'll give you 8 and make it hurt (that's right....8 big ones.. that means I'd do you twice...and pull your hair a bit...lol
Meriadoc - May 07, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! Gee, too bad you couldn't give us EIGHT on the parody - the 'one guy' struck again this morning. But anyway, thanks for the 5's and for the fun commentary! (And note to Billy: Look! We are 'girls' again....)
Billy Florio - May 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Im gonna shoot myself...
Billy Florio - May 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I honestly am more confused than ever before, right now....I feel like im in my Freshman year Economics class.....I dont understand at all this! lol.....Maybe theyre Hermaphradites
Peregrin - May 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Oy ! Steady on, Billy-boy!
malcolm higgins - May 07, 2003 - Report this comment
good in bed nahhhhh. but tell ya what.. send me a blank email to dismiss@platinum1.com and I'll let ya hear the band.. mp3 of hell aint a bad place to be my band, "jailbreak" from our demo
mandamoo - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
OMG ! I LOVE this song - how do you (Merry & Pippin) know it? Never mind........don't want to spoil the illusion, whoever you may be.
Peregrin - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
We are everywhere, that's how! Besides, it received US airplay on the 'better' stations in the mid-70's...
Michael Pacholek - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Obviously, though their writing talent remains high, their standards for men have dropped precipitously. I give them all 6s for performance, but I take off a point for taste...works out to all 5s.
Spuddyfunt - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome. Now give us "women in uniform"

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