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Song Parodies -> "I Have Leprosy"

Original Song Title:

"We Are Family"

Original Performer:

Sister Sledge

Parody Song Title:

"I Have Leprosy"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

I have leprosy
All my parts are falling off me
Yes I am unclean
Sucks to have this rotting disease

Ev'ryone watches my oozing sores
As I stumble by
(I) and I can't play baseball or other sports
I have crusted eyes
(ALL!) all of the people shouting stay away
Don't you get too close
I really wish Jesus was here
I could use some of his miracle dose

I have leprosy
And my arms are no use me
I have leprosy
My shoulder just dropped to my knee

I have leprosy
And I have no penis to pee
I am so unclean
Someone found my hand in the street

Living life ain't fun, after pus flowed out of my gums
I left my toes inside of my shoes
(Aurgh!) no hope I see in the future
'Till they invent skin glue
(I) I live in the alley
With a tin cup by my feet
Throw me a dollar so I can eat
I sing my song
Infection drips from my teat

I have leprosy
All my skin is peeling off me
You know what I mean
Can't chew 'cause I lost all my teeth

I have leprosy
All my parts are falling off me
Yes I am unclean
Sucks to have this rotting disease

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 1

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Peregrin - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice one Floyd
Bob the fifth - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I like it.
who cares what my name is - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
How does it really feel being a leper?
Dylan Baranski - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Actually, leprosy doesn't cause body parts to fall off. Instead, it kills off all feeling in the nerves, meaning that your body parts can be easily burnt, bruised, or such, leading to the problems described. Well, anyways, this is still a good parody.

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