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Song Parodies -> "Feel Ya"

Original Song Title:

"Celia"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkle

Parody Song Title:

"Feel Ya"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Another marriage song...
Feel ya
In one naughty part
I'm tryin' to start something daily
When I feel ya
I grab you below
I'm hopin' you'll go there with me

Feel ya
In one naughty part
I'm tryin' to start something daily
When I feel ya
I grab you below
I'm hopin' you'll go there with me
There with me

On the couch in the afternoon, watching football
Drinkin' seven beers (buncha beer)
He gets up to take a leak
Haven't had any action
In over a week

Feel ya
Please give me a bone
Get off of the throne with your paper
Let me peel ya
Just show me some skin
Oh, please come on in
Where it's warm

(flute instumental)

Git it up, git it up

Jubilation!
He wants me at last
He's still at half-mast but he's trying
Jubilation!
That little blue pill
I put in his swill is now working

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh/ Damn!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Arwen - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
What's with all the 5-1-1's today? Anyway...nice work, Rick...5s...but isn't the original "Cecilia?"
Johnny D - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
"(flute instumental)".....mm-hmm, clever triple-entendre there, Highlander, and a clever & funny parody overall, too.
Rick D - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I think you're right, Arwen. I did it from memory and wasn't sure.
alvin rhodes - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
hee hee hee...funny one...i saw s and g do this one last night at the hollywood bowl....the original i mean.....
Arwen - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Holy moly! I'd give you 6s if I could...just because you did it from memory! I second guess myself too much...I HAVE to compare to the original lyrics...again, GREAT job!
Rod W - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I see Mr/Ms 5-1-1 paid you a visit, too. Mine might have deserved it, this one didn't. 5s across, RD!
Johnny D - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Are you sure you didn't do it from mammary?
Ce - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Just bringing you back your missing syllable Rick! :-)

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