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Song Parodies -> "C’s Heal Ya"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"C’s Heal Ya"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

C’s heal ya. Not taking them? Start!
Partake in that acid ascorb-y
Oh, C’s heal ya. Confound a cold breeze
From making you sneeze and nose blow

C’s heal ya - your aches soon depart
Sure, take in your regimen daily
Oh, C’s heal ya. They shorten disease;
The rhino-virii’s may postpone
Health atones

Making love every afternoon ‘cus C’s healed ya
Tuppin’s opportune (and lots of!)
I stocked up in med’cine case
Yeah, juice helps with my lead
Citrus keeps up the pace

C’s heal ya, to take them is smart
You’ll lisp if developing scurvy
Oh, C’s heal ya; you’d frown to lose teeth
So humor me pleath; pop them in...

Just chuck it if then
You follow the homeopathic

Through alphabet wend
No need then for more action drastic

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   5

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Porfle Popnecker - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
I'll C's this opportunity to give you some 5's.
wandlimb - July 22, 2012 - Report this comment
C gets an A... until it turns into P.
Meriadoc - July 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Thank you both for C'ing to this.

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