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Song Parodies -> "Cease Ale, Hon"

Original Song Title:

"Cecilia"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Cease Ale, Hon"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Cease ale, hon - you're breaking my heart
Partaking intoxicants daily
Oh, cease ale hon - prime liver disease:
Imbibing will see that you own

Cease ale, hon - you're falling apart
So vague is your common-sense lately
Oh, cease ale hon - mind’s now turned to cheese
I'm ringing but see no-one’s home
Brain cells roam

Make a lush with disaster-brew, with this ale, yeah
Cups galore accrue (talking’s mush)
Why’d you have to slosh, embrace?
There, you’re passed out in bed:
Dumbass flaked in disgrace

Cease ale, hon - you're straining your heart
A break would buy time for bits failing
Oh, cease ale hon - you’ll die by degrees
A keg would you please to postpone
You’ll be prone

‘Nebriation
A million of drachms
You fall on the floor from debauching

Bacchanal’an
You’re chugging again
And sprawl from the barley and scotching

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Old Man Ribber - March 18, 2010 - Report this comment
My name is Ribber and I'm a parodyholic. Welcome to our 555 step program. ;D
Patrick - March 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Lively and funny. Well rhymed.
Rye't On! - March 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Maintaining yer High literary standards with more Intoxicating wordplay!
John Barry - March 18, 2010 - Report this comment
A WORThy parody.
Phil Nelson - March 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Good for what ales ya. 5's

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