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Song Parodies -> "Sal Seals Ya"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Sal Seals Ya"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Sal seals ya, re-touching’s his art
Re-making the corpse for the gravey
Oh, Sal seals ya, embalming you please
Thighs, legs, up to knees; hair needs comb

Sal seals ya, stops falling apart
Partaking formaldehyde gaily
Oh, Sal seals ya, renowned expertise
All chemic’ly pleasing you’re shown
Fun’ral Home

Dread you not maybe if exhumed if Sal seals ya
Up in prep for tomb (made you up)
Dig you up in some decade
Dapper from foot to head
Won’t be grey and decayed

Sal seals ya, touch-up skills, impart
(I’ll shake if from blue, you start wailing!)
For Sal seals ya, embalming’s a breeze
Then in the deep freeze you are thrown...
Till you’re shown

[Says Sal:]

"Rigor mortis
It slows me so then
I’m working on time and a half-ing"

Come long way since then
The last laugh’s on you, but who’s laughing...?"

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   9

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Old Man Ribber - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I really "dig" this. It "laid me out" with laughter. ;D
Patrick - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Who's laughing? I am.
Fiddlegirl - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Coffin up 3 5s for this, of corpse!
AFW - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
You nailed this...dead on funny
TJC - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Who's that? It's Sal-ly Todd, the Parodist collectin' his rather palid 5's!
mandamoo - March 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Partaking formaldehyde gaily... Dug it!
Kristof Robertson - March 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Ewwwww! I could NOT be a mortitian, but I CAN enjoy your parody! Great snuff...I mean, stuff! 555

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