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Song Parodies -> "Seas Ail Ya"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Seas Ail Ya"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Seas ail ya, for sailing’s an art
There’s breakers so grandious gale-ing
Oh, seas ail ya, face forming green hues
I'm pegging this cruise is o’erblown

Seas ail ya, gut aching’s the start
You're chucking up brunch o’er the railing
Oh, seas ail ya, I’m doubled on knees
And begging the seas to becalm
Stop the harm...

Hurling up, carrots are festooned, when seas ail ya
Fellow sailors swoon (hurling up)
Technicolour yawn takes place
Then runs start, other end
Signals more fall from grace

Seas ail ya, no barque-ing I’ll start
Or carking from vomitus may be
Oh, seas ail ya; so drown me oh please
Secure my release from ill dome
In the foam

No suffering’s end
I’ll sure do no more watercrafting

I swear as we wend
That all of the wavelettes are laughing

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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McKludge - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Sea sickness is rough, but so is taking too much Dramamine. I once took too much, and man, does it make you loopy.

The OS is one of my childhood favorites. Particularly liked "You're chucking up brunch o’er the railing"
Old Man Ribber - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Masters Brandybuck and Took - Who says hobbits are afraid of the water! An excellent write! ;D
TJSea - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
"Seas ail ya, no barque-ing I’ll start"... Ha! A regular tsunami of clever breakin' over the site!
[PS: Dram'amine doesn't quite cut it for me No, I require industrial strength Kilo'mine...]
Patrick - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Looks like you and Tommy Turtle are on the same "wave"-length today. Argghhh!
AFW - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
I rate this an A, not a sea....
Phil Nelson - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Cool silly parody, 5's
Warren Baker - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Enjoyed the wording and how you worked the original rhythm into the parody.
"Long John" Fiddlegirl - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Shiver me timbers, mateys, this be a marvelous fine parody!
Tommy Turtle - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Respectfully differ with McKludge -- thought OS on Top 10 Stupid List -- but (b)limey, this is a bloody fine improvement you've heaved!

@ Fiddlegirl: Brag, brag, brag.... and how 'bout giving someone else a shot at the outhouse once in a while? ;)
Meriadoc - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks all... we are back on our Cecilia kick. There will be more of these... ;-)
Ann Hammond - March 06, 2010 - Report this comment
he he
mandamoo - March 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Ha...You're chucking up brunch o’er the railing.. makes for excellent burleigh they say!! 555 hearty technicolour yawns!

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