Song Parodies -> Seized Eels, Yeah
| Original Song Title: | "Cecilia" |
| Original Performer: | Simon & Garfunkel |
| Parody Song Title: | "Seized Eels, Yeah" |
| Parody Written by: | Merry & Pippin |
A low-bitrate mp3 of the song can be found here.
Seized eels, yeah, inspector I art
They’re sneaking in contraband morays
Those seized eels, yuck, they’re slimy when squeezed
These plague-y things queasy from l’eau
Seized eels, yeah, they’re breaking the law
Meet lampreys and snakes and snipes daily
I seize eels yeah, those smugglers displease
When bagging electric ones though
Leave me prone!
Working Customs - I meet buffoons
Secrete eels, yeah, stuffed in pantaloons
“Open up”: I said of case
No lace panties, instead
Conger stared in my face
Seized eels, yeah, importing’s an art
Those snake-things I confiscate daily
Those seized eels, yeah they’re on the increase
I'm snagging concealed ones below
‘Bove the toe
Trepidation
Rub’ gloving again
They fall out from where they’ve been shafting
Vindication
We’re laughing again
Cos’ they were sawtooths and were chaffing!
They’re sneaking in contraband morays
Those seized eels, yuck, they’re slimy when squeezed
These plague-y things queasy from l’eau
Seized eels, yeah, they’re breaking the law
Meet lampreys and snakes and snipes daily
I seize eels yeah, those smugglers displease
When bagging electric ones though
Leave me prone!
Working Customs - I meet buffoons
Secrete eels, yeah, stuffed in pantaloons
“Open up”: I said of case
No lace panties, instead
Conger stared in my face
Seized eels, yeah, importing’s an art
Those snake-things I confiscate daily
Those seized eels, yeah they’re on the increase
I'm snagging concealed ones below
‘Bove the toe
Trepidation
Rub’ gloving again
They fall out from where they’ve been shafting
Vindication
We’re laughing again
Cos’ they were sawtooths and were chaffing!
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Good turnaround of the songs title into siezed eels (squeezed eels?) Fun tongue-twister going, hehe.
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wonderfully serpentine slice of sliminess...still getting over the mental imagery of an eel in one's pantaloons...my fave of the day
Okay, that got me nearly tearing up with laughter here at work. Cecilia holds a special place in my heart. I loved it as a little kid, dancing around to the beat.
Whales, eels. Great parodies.
Sort of eels on wheels..
There aren't many parodies that fit into one screen that can pack so much lyrically, very good job here.
Eel be right ! Loving the latest installment to your repertoire of "Cecilia's" :)
M&P - "“Open up”: I said of case" - I absolutely love this kind of sentence syntax. I usually get a "hit" from the grammar police when I do it but yours slips by like a greased lamprey. Absolutely the best in Cecilia spoofing. There is absolutely no fishiness about this parody even 'though the smugglers are a bit fishy. I'm fishin' out three 5s from my eel tank for this little gem.
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