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Song Parodies -> "Sissy’s Leo"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Sissy’s Leo"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

A low-bitrate mp3 of the song can be found here.
Sissy’s Leo, she’s changing her parts
Re’rranging her slot for one male-y
Oh Sissy’s Leo: new ‘quipment - she’s pleased
Her leg above knees has cojones

Sissy’s Leo, she’s made choice that’s smart
She quakes that procedure won’t fail-y
Oh Sissy’s Leo: Leona’s now “he”
She’s taking that testosterone
(Wants a bone)

Checked emails on one afternoon
When Sis, she saw one: and it lifted gloom
Doctor Nick: he took the case
Forty-nine ninety-five
And threw in a new face

Sissy’s Leo she’s made a new start
Her pregnancy options curtailing
Oh Sissy’s Leo looks down and she sees
For ‘pegging’ a teasing dong honed
Holds her own!

Has stuff now convex
Is concave no more and it’s chaffing

She’s reaching her zen
It falls towards floor - it’s a staff-thing

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 13

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mandamoo - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
3 x 5 o'clock shadows for this ! Nicely done.
McKludge - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Did you mean "chafing" as in "to chafe?"

Another good line might have been "now gets to stand up when she's peeing"
alvin - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
...and threw in a new funny
Jason - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
This is really rather good. Ive never seen you enter any SOTMs under your name though. Why don't you give it a go?
AFW - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny take on switching..
Red Ant - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
"Forty-nine ninety-five - And threw in a new face": sounds like what Earl Scheib would have done had he not gone into painting cars. Well done, Merry and Pippin.
adagio - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
I really liked it...after I got it. lol 5's
Guy - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment
M&P - This one really stands out. Hilarious.

And Pat - You should have thought about your comment before you posted it. This could be taken to mean something you did not intend. Hope you are not going by Patrick now? =;-)
adagio - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Now don't start having people confuse me as a male again, Guy. It was hard enough to convince them otherwise. And how could such an innocuous statement meaning that I liked their parody mean that I'm going to become a 'Patrick'? Let me set everybody straight...I am a female and intend to stay that way. I like being a female. So there! :)
Guy - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Pat - Your comment reminded me of some classic church bulletin bloopers, such as:

"The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon."

"A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow."

And two about the choir that are sure to please you - I hope...

"Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get."

"At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice." =;-)
adagio - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment
LOLOL!! esp. the last one!! ; D
Derry - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
555! The concave/convex verse was my favorite!
Peregrin - August 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Derry :)
lifeliver - August 26, 2012 - Report this comment
I like those y-endings, v playful. This was funny. 'Her pregnancy options curtailing' ha ha. Guy's church announcements, great. Clean and subtle.
Peregrin - August 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey, thanks, LL :) M&P have lotsy of -y endingsy.

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