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Song Parodies -> "The Only Jewish Boy That Eats Pork"

Original Song Title:

"The Only Living Boy in New York"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkle

Parody Song Title:

"The Only Jewish Boy That Eats Pork"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Sol, get your plate, stand in line
You know this buffet is fine
Chow down and in it go-o-oes
Ham-n-the ribs-n-the loins n-the chops
Here he is
The only Jewish boy that eats pork

He gets all the grub for free at the company lunch
He can gather sev’ral plates for free at the company lunch
Hey-he does nothing but chew today
Ham-n-the ribs-n-the loins n-the chops
Here he is
The only Jewish boy that eats pork

Takes all the holidays, he’s a Jew he swears
He’s a Jew he swears

Sol, takes that plate back in line
Whoa-ho, he’s so eager to eat now
Hey, let this travesty dine, dine, dine
Ham-n-the ribs-n-the loins n-the chops
As he dines for free
The only Jewish boy that eats pork
The only Jewish boy that eats pork

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alvin - April 07, 2007 - Report this comment
title of the day...good one
PMS - April 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I laughed so hard I nearly plotzed
Peregrin - April 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Great parody with an absolutely beautiful OS, Rick :)

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