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Song Parodies -> "When Your Hit Is A Double Blotter"

Original Song Title:

"Bridge Over Troubled Waters"

Original Performer:

Simon And Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"When Your Hit Is A Double Blotter"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

thanks to red ant for the idea..
when you're soaring
ten feet tall
when fear is in...your eyes
from the writhing walls
i'm on your side
for times on drugs
when peace just can't...be...found
when your hit was a doubled blotter
i will calm you down
when your hit was a doubled blotter
i will calm you down

when you're freaking out
when you start to peak
when breathing seems...too hard
i will comfort you
eyes shake and dart
when worries come
its plain your mind's unsound
when your hit was a doubled blotter
i will calm you down
when your hit was a doubled blotter
i will calm you down

next time, take a third
at least, try
don't try a sum...like five
or you might go all the way
don't overdine
or you'll need a friend
for tripping...gets...unkind
when your hit was a doubled blotter
i will ease your mind
when your hit was a doubled blotter
i will ease your mind


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Red Ant - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
You're welcome. Good trips depend on good settings (and not eating half a strip of acid, lol). 5s man, like 5s and wow, like dots are coming out of the screen....
AFW - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
This drug me over the line...just one toke....but, a five tokes vote
Johnny D - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
555 mcg again, dude. Many years ago, while "partying" at the co-op I lived in at college, I was watching a golden paisley-like spiral swirl away from me in a field of white light as the following thought came to me --- the first brave explorers who ventured out into the Arctic & Antarctic ice sheets, to reach the Earth's poles, went so far out that they eventually found themselves surrounded by a thousand miles of white wilderness, with no choice but to complete their quest and then make the long, long journey back ... and in those respects ... they were not unlike Dr. Timothy Leary.
Lucy In The Sky With Turtle - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Another pretentious OS ripped by the acid pen. Non-hallucinogenic amphibian says: Trip on these 5s.
Ballooncall - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
SQUARES are coming out of the screen, Red Ant. Get a hold on yourself. 555 Alvin, you 'shoot', you score!
alvin rhodes - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks red ant AFW johnny (lol) tommy and ballooncall
Rick C - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, alvin! Do these fives leave tracks?
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Blotter?
Adagio - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Geesh!
alvin rhodes - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks rick (a little) peter (paper soaked in LSD) and adagio (lol)
Stephen Harrington - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
555, although I don't know what a double(or single) blotter is, although I've been around druggies.
alvin rhodes - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks stephen
Adagio - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
"thanks rick (a little) peter (paper soaked in LSD) and adagio (lol)"

LOL, alvin...just 'cause I usually write weird songs?
Brad Schuman - April 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Doesn't Art Garfunkel's hair look even BIGGER when you've dosed?
alvin rhodes - April 08, 2006 - Report this comment
adagio...just chucklin' tryin' to translate "geesh".....brad, i tend to avoid strange looking body parts at ALL times...but, yeah...especially on that one famous poster
LucidLupin - April 09, 2006 - Report this comment
3 flashback splooging 5's ;)
alvin rhodes - April 09, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks lee...been tryin' for a flashback myself...i thought they only happens to people who didn't want them...happy splooging
Larry Hensley - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Blotter report says 555's
alvin rhodes - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks larry

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