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Song Parodies -> "No Wind and No Wall of Water"

Original Song Title:

"Bridge over Troubled Water"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"No Wind and No Wall of Water"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

In your gulf towns, times are bad
And though it seems you've lost everything you had
You've got your pride, a will that's strong
You'll make it to high ground..

There's No Wind and No Wall of Water
That can keep you down
There's No Wind and No Wall of Water
That can keep you down

Now, you're forced to leave for a little while
And face a long hard climb
In your chest will beat a stronger heart
Take one deep breath and chains will come unbound..

There's No Wind and No Wall of Water
That can keep you down
There's No Wind and No Wall of Water
That can keep you down

Though, your cup of life is brim high
With so much bitter wine,
Sweeter grapes are on the way
They're on the vine
Home is in your heart
The mortgage in your mind..

So, No Wind and No Wall of Water
Can leave you behind
There's No Wind and No Wall of Water
Can leave you behind...

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Adagio - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I really like it, AFW. 5's
Paul Robinson - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job...Excellent OS choice for this, too, 5's...
carol - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
wow!! great job(tips hat) 5's
alvin rhodes - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
uplifting...5s
AFW - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio, Paul, Carol, and Alvin..
PMS - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done!! I think everyone in the disaster areas should get a copy.
Red Ant - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I too like this, and echo the above posters comments.
AFW - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, PMS, and RedAnt....It was parodied as a song of hope for all those caught up in the disaster...

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