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Song Parodies -> "Bitch, Rover's Troubled Daughter"

Original Song Title:

"Bridge Over Troubled Water"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Bitch, Rover's Troubled Daughter"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

I was weary
Feeling stoned

My favorite dog
Had died
I had her cloned

Then she had pups
One's mind was fluff

And now when she's around
Like a bitch, rover's troubled daughter,
Won't fetch or lay down
Like a bitch, rover's troubled daughter,
Won't fetch or lay down


When I take her out
To walk on the street

When passers-by
Say "Aww,
Your pup-py is cute!"

Her snarling starts
And barkness comes

And painful bites abound
Like a bitch, rover's troubled daughter,
Takes passers-by down
Like a bitch, rover's troubled daughter,
Takes passers-by down


Snarl on killer-girl
Snarl and whine

Your time has come
To dine
The mailman is on his way

See how she dines
(Oh) She's just man's best friend

She'll chase and bite be-hinds
Like a bitch, rover's troubled daughter,
On pit-bulls, she'll dine
Like a bitch, rover's troubled daughter,
Balls she eats are thine

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Adagio - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody! That's one dog I'd definitely give away!
EmiLoca - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude...
Stray Pooch - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Speaking as a Canine-American I am deeply offended by the stereotypes you have alluded to in this parody! I would file suit but I'm laughing to hard!! "And barkness comes . . ." GROAN!! I love it!! 555
John Barry - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
As a cat person, I give this 5s.
lebeiw15 - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked it. I'm definitely not a dog person! Good job.
Rod Worden - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Howlingly funny, Johnny, 5s!
Arwen - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I am a dog person...but I still give it 5s...=)
John Jenkins - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Claude Prez might not like the "mailman for dinner" part, but this is a very funny parody.
Meriadoc - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
ROTFL! "Barkness comes" and the "mailman is on his way" were classic! ;-D
Phil Alexander - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent, JD - IMO the best of yours for quite a while.
Johnny D - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, everybody! WOOF!

Adagio: But who'd take her?
EmiLoca: Woof!
Stray Pooch: So your ancestors come from the Sirius System, eh?
John Barry: Purrfectly OK by me!
lebeiw15: That's OK, some of man's best friends aren't dog persons...I don't know what that means.
Rod Worden: Thanks for barking up this here tree, Rod!
Arwen: I love doggies too ... but they'll never know I made fun of them on a computer ... dogs are kind of Amish that way ... I don't know what that means, either.
John Jenkins: Is Claude Prez a letter carrier? A mailman? A masculine, muscular, manly, mail-man?
Meriadoc: Just my twisted brain getting even more twisted!
Philbo: Wow, thanks, Philbo!
Stray Pooch - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, Johnny, they did. And they didn't get lost on the way to earth because their spaceship was equipped with @Dogstar . . .
Michael Pacholek - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice doggie... have five Scooby Snacks... nice doggie... Your dog is a bitch? As canises go, she's a bigger one than most. (Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is an "inside joke.")
Johnny D - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the interstellar update, Cap'n Pooch!

Thanks, Michael ... yes, that's a doggone inside joke if I've ever heard one ... The Collie wired in he had Rottweilers comin' in, and his ship of Poodles was imperiled...but later that night when Chows started to bite, came the wreck of Jack Russell Fitzgerald.
Sweet Indigo - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Well I'm devastated at what you did to a song I love so much. But it's still great. I love the title especially :)
alvin rhodes - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
this was "bitchin' "....simon and garfunkel sure takin' their lumps here, lately...hee hee hee...5s
Johnny D - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Sweet Indigo, and thank you, alvin.
The Thought Police - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
So,has that dog had her shots?(You know,22's,38's,45's.ect....)555
Claude Prez - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, I am a mailman (more like the "meek, mumbling, mediocre" kind, though). I still like some dogs but I have a new appreciation for cats. Anyway, excellent job here.
Johnny D - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks TTP, and thanks Postmaster Prez!
Charlie Decker - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) The title is great, and it just got better from there. Big 5s as usual, Johnny boy.
Adagio - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 2005) Already commented.
Agrimorfee - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) A grrrreat grrroaner of a title, with a fully realized concept and tons o' puns over the OS lyrics. Good job, JD!
Scathe - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-B) Get that dog some Prozac.
MysteryGoat - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS
Guy - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-B) Dog-gone funny JD. I missed this on the first trip out. This really bites fives.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Canine-out-of-ten for amusing enjoyment!
Melhi - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(aBc) That dog sounds like a "ruff" character!
Stuart McArthur - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) excellent wordplay as usual JD - 555
Kristof Robertson - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Gotta agree with Stu, JD...you and Mr Barry are the masters of wordplay. Loved this alot. 555
Jeff Reuben - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice =) Very clever!

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