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Song Parodies -> "Keep The Customers Fat Inside"

Original Song Title:

"Keep The Customers Satisfied"

Original Performer:

Simon And Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Keep The Customers Fat Inside"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

cheesesburger's great to take back home
mc donald's where you wanna be
we've been at the grill so long, my friend
one hundred billion strong
some not alive to disagree

its a shameless story

up in weight, you go
you get fatter...wider
you eat food you never would as a dieter
and you're soon droppin' dead from a clogged line
two days, at most, till your heart declines
just tryin' to keep the customers fat inside
fat inside

deputy coroner said to me
tell me what you feed these folks, boy
they're droppin' dead from heart disease
you're in trouble, boy
each day, you're killin' hundreds more

its a shameless story

up in weight, you go
you get fatter...wider
you eat food you never would as a dieter
and you're soon droppin' dead from a clogged line
two days, at most, till your heart declines
just tryin' to keep the customers fat inside
fat inside

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Johnny D - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay, let's get the obvious over-with: This parody's PHAT. 5's
Kristof Robertson - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, Al...I'll check out your next one
alvin rhodes - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks johnny and thanks for peeking anyway, kristof, see ya next time
John Barry - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm lovin' it.
alvin rhodes - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks john
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
restoring my previous 555 vote.

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