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Song Parodies -> "Mine Goes to Eleven"

Original Song Title:

"Diamonds Are Forever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:

"Mine Goes to Eleven"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Mine goes to eleven
That's my amp, in case you're wond'ring
And when Spinal Tap is thund'ring
I can crank up a notch
Feel that zing in my crotch like lightning

Mine goes to eleven,
When those decibels are peaking
And the audience is freaking
I've got something to serve
That I keep in reserve, it's frightening

I don't hold back
For what good to restrain it
Keep it down or refrain it
And when we're gone
The pain goes on

Mine goes to eleven
Not to five or six or seven
Even ten, is not the limit
Ten's a mere number which
Ain't the ultimate bitch, now innit

I don't need drugs
Though I rarely refuse them
But I don't have to use them
To get plugged in
The pain begins

Mine goes to eleven, eleven, eleven
Mine goes to eleven, eleven, eleven
Eleven, eleven

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Mark Scotti - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
One of my FAVORITE movies of all time. I repeat lines from it consitantly. I am voting, but mine only goes to fives(which is the new eleven!)
Matthias - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
I love this movie too! When I saw your parody title I was hoping this was what it was and it was! Whoo!!!
Susanna Viljanen - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
One of my all-time movie favourites. 666, and sure not in D minor!
Phil Alexander - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
:-) .. or even :-D
John Barry - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
11 plus 4. Title o' the day.
Porfle Popnecker - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks for the nice comments! You really made MY day!
AFW - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Very good double entendre...definitely, an upfront parody
Porfle Popnecker - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
I'd like to take credit for that, but to be honest, it didn't even occur to me at the time!
Old Man Ribber - October 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Porfle - You must have a 12 foot woofer, because your Bassey is overpowering! Nice! ;D
Porfle Popnecker - October 04, 2011 - Report this comment
I Shirley appreciate that.
The Drunken Severed Head - May 10, 2015 - Report this comment
Reading your parody makes me feel a Bond with you.
Porfle Popnecker - February 15, 2016 - Report this comment
You must be Double-O Severed!
Rob Arndt - February 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Must have missed this one . Retro 555. Thank God that's not a decible level ;-)

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