where's your thong
hidden by your flabby bod
don't think i'll look-cause
your dress is looking so odd
but your in your place
where all your parts are hiding
and deep under your clothes
is where we'll find them

wearing womens clothes
there's a man before me
that's not what i chose
that's a neg-a-tory
everythings quite perverse
he ain't such a good girl-honey

pardon me
i think you're the tranny from hell
pardon me
your face has me feeling un-well
when your todgers gone
bellies hanging over
do they still belong to each other

wearing womens clothes
there's a man before me
that's not what i chose
that's a neg-a-tory
everythings quite perverse
he ain't such a good girl-honey
wearing womens clothes
there's a man before me
that's not what i chose
that's a neg-a-tory
everythings quite perverse
he ain't such a good girl-honey

i'd love you more if your name was janet
movin,talkin,walkin breathing
i know it's true
but your face is funny
i really don't believe it
as everyone is hanging round the party
you should be hanging from the ceiling
like a lady tired of her mammers
i feel my brain is reeling


wearing womens clothes
there's a man before me
that's not what i chose
that's a neg-a-tory
everthings quite perverse
he ain't such a good girl-honey