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Song Parodies -> "Wearing Womens Clothes"

Original Song Title:

"Underneath Your Clothes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"Wearing Womens Clothes"

Parody Written by:

Tomario

The Lyrics

where's your thong
hidden by your flabby bod
don't think i'll look-cause
your dress is looking so odd
but your in your place
where all your parts are hiding
and deep under your clothes
is where we'll find them

wearing womens clothes
there's a man before me
that's not what i chose
that's a neg-a-tory
everythings quite perverse
he ain't such a good girl-honey

pardon me
i think you're the tranny from hell
pardon me
your face has me feeling un-well
when your todgers gone
bellies hanging over
do they still belong to each other

wearing womens clothes
there's a man before me
that's not what i chose
that's a neg-a-tory
everythings quite perverse
he ain't such a good girl-honey
wearing womens clothes
there's a man before me
that's not what i chose
that's a neg-a-tory
everythings quite perverse
he ain't such a good girl-honey

i'd love you more if your name was janet
movin,talkin,walkin breathing
i know it's true
but your face is funny
i really don't believe it
as everyone is hanging round the party
you should be hanging from the ceiling
like a lady tired of her mammers
i feel my brain is reeling


wearing womens clothes
there's a man before me
that's not what i chose
that's a neg-a-tory
everthings quite perverse
he ain't such a good girl-honey

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Cat - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Niiiiiiice.
POopie Longstocking - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
70s?!?! What were you thinking?? This song is not that old! Nice parody anyways.
tomario - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
i had a few probs listing which is why it says 70s.
Poopie - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
So your mouse wasn't cooperating when you made a selection from the drop-down listbox? If I were you, I'd resubmit it, under the correct listing.
tomario - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
hipoopie nice to meet you.i have already submitted it but i didnt change the title from my previous song which was from the 70s,if you would liketo see it go to dan hill thanks for your comments
Poopie Longstocking - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
But this OS was not from the 70s. In fact, that's the decade which the original artist -- Shakira -- was born; furthermore, she attained a maximum age of 2 years old during the decade, so she couldn't possibly have done it then. The bottom line is, this is a 2000's song. Period.

I still like this parody. I used to write/comment solely on bathroom parodies, but I have cleaned up my act now. Apparently some people like "Mr Critic" were unhappy with my parodies so I quit.
TOMARIO - January 14, 2006 - Report this comment
POOPIE NEVER GIVE UP DON,T LET THE B@ST@RDS GRIND YOU DOWN.i am going to search for your parodies and have a look.
Agrimorfee - January 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) What's a todger? Funny title, but I wish the rest was as funny. Sorry.
Red Ant - January 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABCW) Not bad, though I have no idea what a todger is either. In the spirit of giving some kind of feedback other than saying DKTOS, the rhyming is good.
bobpiecheese - January 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABCW) I think a 'todger' is a man's private bits. You know, between the legs? Opposite the ass hole? Anyway, this parody was hilarious!
Rick C - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC05) I agree with what Agrimorfee said. Also, you could have made it more interesting by varying the choruses, rather than repeating them. 544
Matthias - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't know OS, or OB (Original Band). But I do know OH (Original Hobby) and it sure was a funny read...
Johnny D - February 04, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) "that's a neg-a-tory" ... Ah-HA! Somebody's familiar with American CB radio slang from the 70's!
Stuart McArthur - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment
ABCW - yeah, I keep telling my wife I'd love her more if her name was Janet, but still she does nothing - sheesh - LOL tomario
Kristof Robertson - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) "That's a neg-a-tory"...hehehe. Nice work, Tomario. 555
Larry Hensley - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, not bad
Jeff Reuben - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC: Well done. Had me laughing!

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