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Song Parodies -> "FCC in the U.S. (Censored Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Anarchy in the U.K."

Original Performer:

Sex Pistols

Parody Song Title:

"FCC in the U.S. (Censored Version)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

There will be two versions of this parody. The clean version is for Amiright, and the uncut, uncensored version that Chucky would never approve for Amiright will be written for Whatfreaks. I thought this would be a funny idea to mock the FCC. Enjoy!
F***! S*** !
(Bleep)! (Bleep)! (Bleep)! (Bleep)! (Bleep)!

I can't say "f***" or "s***"
I can't say "p**s" or "b**ch"
Don't know how to talk good
'cause I think it's bull****
I wanna use curse words every day 'cause

I-yiiii-yiiiii-I really HA-yaaaa-yaaaaate
(Bleep) corporate (Bleep)s

FCC for the U.S. is bull****
Conservative freakaziods make me sick
Those folks are corporate (bleep)s
The FCC is S-H-(bleep)-(bleep) , and

I-yiiii-yiiiii-I really HA-yaaaa-yaaaaate
Dumb and sh**ty

(Guitar solo)

What words are we not allowed to say?
George Carlin should update his joke
Where's the profanity?
Let's use anarchy 'cause

We-yeee-yeeeee really HA-yaaaa-yaaaaate
The ONLY way to be, baby!

(Guitar solo)

We can't say "(bleep)hole" or "(bleep)" and we can't say "b**ch" or "Sl**"
We can olny say "Ho" when
We talk about Santa Claus, Christmas, or just the "Ho ho ho" laugh
Why do we need an FCC?

George Carlin had a real, strong point
Oh what the hell
Get P***ED (Bleep)! (Bleep)!

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 9

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Reverend J. - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
It's either the FCC or God, Mr. Bodily. Unlike the FCC, though, He knows you by name.
Stephen aka Step-chan - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
455. Very funny, The censored parts threw me off, but that doesn't matter. Very good. I have a great deal of disdain and loathing towards the FCC. I've wrote two parodies about them. Go check them out when you have the time(Author name: Stephen Harrington).
joanie - May 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice curse words.I'd do the same!

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