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Song Parodies -> "Freezing Bunions"

Original Song Title:

"Cheese and Onions"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Freezing Bunions"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This is for Ravyn Rant, who likes the Rutles. The extra work "man" is because I thought the original line was "Man and machine", but the lyrics I downloaded said "My machine". So take your pick.
I was always told
That foot pain could be beat
Freezing bunions
I have always known
Agony of de feet
Freezing bunions

Now I have to live with gout

(Man) My poor toe
Walking so slow
Causing me woe
Boy, those dogs are sore

My advice
Before you use ice
You better think twice
They will hurt more

(Long buildup then "Ouch")

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

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Phil Alexander - February 06, 2005 - Report this comment
This was always my favourite Rutles song, for some strange reason... Excellent, Rick (especially for the agony of de feet) :-)
Ravyn Rant - February 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(~squeal!~) How very nice of you! Thanks, Rick! I've always sung it "man and machine", too. I got off-line after reading "Number Two" last night and dug up the Rutles CD. I now have three of my own in various stages, and I have the feeling "Living on Dope" will be the first completed. ;) But first I gotta go watch some figure skating...

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