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Song Parodies -> "Snot Rag"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Legs"

Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Snot Rag"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

What's that comin' out your nose?
You're gettin' it all over your clothes
Do you have a cold? Or a garden hose?

Well you can suck it back down if you want
But I wish you'd leave the restaurant

I think you need a
SNOT RAG--to handle that mess
SNOT RAG--that's some nasti-ness
SNOT RAG--It's a lot of goo
Yo nose is run-nay

Got a most explosive sneeze
You let it fly all over my peas
But what you don't understand--it ain't nacho cheese

Gonna need a towel; maybe three
By the time you're finished with me

I think you need a
SNOT RAG--This is pretty sick
SNOT RAG--I mean pretty quick
SNOT RAG--And a bucket too
Yo nose is run-nay

Imagine how my grandma felt
Wipin' off that giant glob you dealt
She didn't order no sauce--on her patty melt

You got the mucus flyin' outta your head
You're usin' it to butter yo bread

You clearly need a
SNOT RAG--As big as a tent
SNOT RAG--Just to make a dent
SNOT RAG--This is just not cool
Yo nose is run-nay

SNOT RAG--It's all slimy and green
SNOT RAG--You're a pasta machine
SNOT RAG--keep your glands to yourself
Yo nose is run-nay

SNOT RAG--is a very long song
SNOT RAG--is just gross and wrong
SNOT RAG--at least it's not 'bout poo
Boogers are fun-nay

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Adagio - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Good parody, but eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!! :D
Wild Man - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Will the comedy ever end,,,,, Hope not!
Royce Miller - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude (may I call you Claude?)-I just caught this one and I don't think you'll be outdone in the gross human anatomy and function department
ChuckyG - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Royce, never underestimate the power of Malcolm Higgins in that category.. I always thought "snot rag" was a phrase only my mother used
Royce Miller - September 07, 2003 - Report this comment
ChuckyG--Yes, I agree that Malcolm is very adept at gross human anatomy! I'll be 80 years old and drooling, knocking my head against a wall somewhere and chanting "I Widen Thongs"-that's how much his stuff has affected me. - September 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I can picture Kenny Rogers singing this as Roasters collapses around him. (And if he hasn't covered this, he should.)

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