What's that comin' out your nose?
You're gettin' it all over your clothes
Do you have a cold? Or a garden hose?

Well you can suck it back down if you want
But I wish you'd leave the restaurant

I think you need a
SNOT RAG--to handle that mess
SNOT RAG--that's some nasti-ness
SNOT RAG--It's a lot of goo
Yo nose is run-nay

Got a most explosive sneeze
You let it fly all over my peas
But what you don't understand--it ain't nacho cheese

Gonna need a towel; maybe three
By the time you're finished with me

I think you need a
SNOT RAG--This is pretty sick
SNOT RAG--I mean pretty quick
SNOT RAG--And a bucket too
Yo nose is run-nay

Imagine how my grandma felt
Wipin' off that giant glob you dealt
She didn't order no sauce--on her patty melt

You got the mucus flyin' outta your head
You're usin' it to butter yo bread

You clearly need a
SNOT RAG--As big as a tent
SNOT RAG--Just to make a dent
SNOT RAG--This is just not cool
Yo nose is run-nay

SNOT RAG--It's all slimy and green
SNOT RAG--You're a pasta machine
SNOT RAG--keep your glands to yourself
Yo nose is run-nay

SNOT RAG--is a very long song
SNOT RAG--is just gross and wrong
SNOT RAG--at least it's not 'bout poo
Boogers are fun-nay