-> "Snot Rag"
Original Song Title:
"Hot Legs"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Snot Rag"
The Lyrics
What's that comin' out your nose?
You're gettin' it all over your clothes
Do you have a cold? Or a garden hose?
Well you can suck it back down if you want
But I wish you'd leave the restaurant
I think you need a
SNOT RAG--to handle that mess
SNOT RAG--that's some nasti-ness
SNOT RAG--It's a lot of goo
Yo nose is run-nay
Got a most explosive sneeze
You let it fly all over my peas
But what you don't understand--it ain't nacho cheese
Gonna need a towel; maybe three
By the time you're finished with me
I think you need a
SNOT RAG--This is pretty sick
SNOT RAG--I mean pretty quick
SNOT RAG--And a bucket too
Yo nose is run-nay
Imagine how my grandma felt
Wipin' off that giant glob you dealt
She didn't order no sauce--on her patty melt
You got the mucus flyin' outta your head
You're usin' it to butter yo bread
You clearly need a
SNOT RAG--As big as a tent
SNOT RAG--Just to make a dent
SNOT RAG--This is just not cool
Yo nose is run-nay
SNOT RAG--It's all slimy and green
SNOT RAG--You're a pasta machine
SNOT RAG--keep your glands to yourself
Yo nose is run-nay
SNOT RAG--is a very long song
SNOT RAG--is just gross and wrong
SNOT RAG--at least it's not 'bout poo
Boogers are fun-nay
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