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Song Parodies -> "Green Eggs"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Legs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Green Eggs"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

its...a...dish i would deplore
but this guy seems to think i'd adore
yeah, its sam again
asking more and more
well you have bugged me tonight with your taunts
but in the morning i'll still say i don't want
he's talkin' to me
green eggs....you'll like 'em , no doubt
green eggs...let me dole some out
green eggs...yeah, you'll start to drool
served up with hammy

that ain't gonna touch my tongue
promise you i ain't eatin' none
but sam just don't understand
he's a stubborn man
with my tummy, it would disagree
ain't no way you're gonna serve it to me
he's talkin' to me
green eggs....i will never lap
green eggs....i bet they taste like crap
green eggs...have i answered you ?
i don't want hammy

i do not mind a patty melt
with flapjacks, i have also dealt
hey sam, your spiel gets old
don't bother me no more
don't want a breakfast that appears to be dreck
and leaves my stomach...a physical wreck
he's talkin' to me
green eggs....how they stink and ooze
green eggs....and my lunch i'll lose
green eggs...do you think i'm a fool ?
i don't want hammy

green eggs...you're makin' me barf
green eggs....those i will not scarf
green eggs...keep that stuff to yourself
i don't want hammy

green eggs....but i'll still check it out
green eggs....and we'll remove any doubt
green eggs....wait, i love this food
i find it yummy

green eggs...i'm glad it crossed my lips
green eggs....i must admit i'm whipped
green eggs....sam, this treat is a trip
can i try hammy ?

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Andria - October 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Very nice, Alvin... I have eaten a lot of strange things (including an apricot upside-down cake the color of a traffic cone, musk-ox meat and assorted forms of aspic & molded salad), and liked most of it, but I will NEVER touch Green Eggs and Ham. 555 fluid ounces of Maalox to relieve the indigestion brought on by Dr. Seuss' repulsive feast.
Old Man Ribber - October 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Alvin: I am happy on this day - To enjoy your fine word play! Could you call this parody "Dr. Stew's"? ;D
Porfle Popnecker - October 17, 2011 - Report this comment
This is awesome.
Christie Marie M - October 17, 2011 - Report this comment
"I do not like Green Eggs and Ham, I would not like them Sam-I-Am. But I would try them, while I'm alive, If I could eat them with some chives, If I give you 3 of 5's!" Great work, Alvin! Green Eggs and Ham still makes me laugh. :)
Leo Keough - October 17, 2011 - Report this comment
A classic 'alvin'!!!...loved the twist at the end...555!!!
AFW - October 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Right on..only green eggs I'll eat are Easter eggs
Try and See 4 Yourself - October 17, 2011 - Report this comment
I've eaten a lot of exotic meats incl. ox, bison, shark, kangaroo, rattlesnake, elk, snail and much more and I like them. I've also various cuisines from around the world incl. India, the Middle East, West Africa and Vietnam. It all depends on what's in it. However I do not like Mountain Oysters (Prairie Oysters) , I would not like them Sam-I-Am. But I like your parody Sam-I-Am, that's no sham.
alvin - October 18, 2011 - Report this comment
thanks all for your kind comments

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