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Song Parodies -> "Rodney Roe"

Original Song Title:

"Maggie Mae"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Rodney Roe"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Sit down Rodney, I’m sure this will come as a shock to you
You got me pregnant and I’m expecting on April Fool’s
I hope you likie having twins
‘Cause I’ll have three sets of them
Oh Rodney, I couldn’t have had any more
I feel like I’m overstuffed
But they assure me there’s womb enough
You knocked me up and now I’m gonna burst

The morning wood when it came to rise really took my youth
But this girl’s calling it good, on her rise to motherhood
I cried when I told my folks
My father thought it was a hoax
Oh Rodney, his jaw just dropped right to the floor
He’s feeling much better now
Though he looks like he had had a cow
My pop was shocked, but overjoyed that I made mom proud

All I wanted was a boy to toy with constantly
But you burned under the covers and brother, what lover, you broke me in
All you did was shoot your spunk
And by next morning I was blowing chunks
Oh Rodney, you can add my pride to your score
You bred me like Morman Girls
Just to keep me inside of your world
You knocked me up,

I bet you I can collect a check and live on section eight
Or rent my parents’ place and never have another date
Or find a ‘clingy’ type guy to tease
Who needs me constantly
Oh Rodney, I wished I’d never spread my legs
Don’t you dare say that I’m great with child
Because that would be putting it mild
You knocked me up, so you know you better stay
I had to spread my legs?
How could you have spawned, six of my eggs?

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Paul Robinson - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm guessing this relates to one of our nation's prized pop-tarts, but I haven't done a good job of following just "who-is-who", so I'm not sure who-the-hell this Rodney is and who he got preggers. So maybe a little background info in the "Top Comment" section would have been apropos, but since it's entirely possible I'm the only person in the U.S. who doesn't know the deal I'm gonna "5" yah across 'cause you did a real clean job pacing & rhyming and all. It made me smile, for sure, but not knowing the "who" part kept it from being "lol" for me.
Ethan Mawyer - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I don't know who Rodney is either and assumed it was just supposed to be a male version of Maggie Mae. But maybe someone is having sextuplets and i don't follow that sort of news enough to know about it. This was paced very well for the most part except there's a line missing at the end of the 3rd verse.
John Barry - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Clever title.
alvin - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
nice done...especially liked the spunk / chunks rhyme
Lionel Mertens - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
This song is a spin off of Maggie Mae, that tries to capture what life might be with Rod, they guy that sings the OS. It's not intended to be a dis on anyone, especially Rod Stewart, who's name is Roderick not Rodney. But since Mr. Stewart sang the song and Rodney replaced Maggie pacing wise, I went with it. The Roe part was intended to rouse ideas about fish eggs and the viability of the guys sperm. I didn't intend it to be a comment on Roe vs. Wade but it is what it is.
Lionel Mertens - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Ethan for pointing out that I had missed a line on the end of the 3rd verse. It was accidently omitted when I was typing it in. Thanks for the fives and helpful comments JB and ALVIN, and PAUL. I'll file them away for future parodies. I agree the parody needed an intro to build some foundation,
MISSING LINE FOR VERSE 3 - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I'M GOING DOWN ON YOU TONIGHT
AFW - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Sexy and funny...two things I like in a parody

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