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Song Parodies -> "Five Kegs"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Legs"

Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Five Kegs"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

Who's that knockin on my door, the party's here at 104
You say you're loaded up, and lookin to score?
Well there's lots of pretty girls inside
If ya drink too much we'll give you a ride, we got
5 kegs, this party is tight
5 kegs, I hope there's no fight
5 kegs, this should last all night, I love my Buddy

Well there's Budweiser in these two
Cuz that's everybody's favorite brew
And we got Coors and Leinenkugels, and Miller too
But if you do not like drinkin' beer,
Then you can get on outta here, we gotta finish up these
5 kegs, would you gimme a hand
5 kegs, someone do a keg stand
5 kegs, ain't this party grand? I love my Buddy

We're gonna party out until the dawn
We're gonna all pass out on my front lawn
We're gonna chug-a-lug, till every last drop is gone
But if the cops should drop by tonight
Everybody find a closet and try to hide, cuz we got
5 kegs, do you think it's enough?
5 kegs, man I love that stuff
5 kegs, who the hell asked for Duff? I love my Buddy

5 kegs, why do I even try
5 kegs, every one is bone dry
5 kegs, I think I'm gonna cry, I love my Buddy

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