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Song Parodies -> "Martha Stewart"

Original Song Title:

"Maggie May"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Martha Stewart"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Martha Stewart I think we have something to say to you
The party's over and you really should have ditched K Mart
I know the news was quite abrupt
but they had quickly gone bankrupt
Oh Martha you couldn't have done any worse

You lured all us investors just so we could be plain ripped off
You sold ImClone and that's what really hurt

The TV lens when it's in your face really shows your age
But that didn't worry us in our eyes you were everything
We wrote down all your recipes
And you didn't charge any fees
Oh Martha you couldn't have done any worse

You lured all us investors just so we could be plain ripped off
You sold ImClone and that's a pain we can do without

All we needed was a friend to lend us all a living hand
But you turned into a mogul and
brother what a mogul, you did make out
All you did was steal our bread
and in the evening kick us in the head
Oh Martha you couldn't have done any worse

You lured all us investors just so we could be plain ripped off
You sold ImClone We couldn't like you if we tried

I suppose we could cut our losses and get on with our lives
Or call the SEC who night give you the hives
Or find ourselves really hot stocks
We can put in our argyle socks
Oh Martha we wish we'd never seen your face

You made a first-class fool out of us
But we're as blind which is not a plus
You sold ImClone people love you anyway

Martha we wish we'd never seen your face

We'll turn off your show one of these days

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Jennifer - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't understand this parody since what she did was very minor in the overall scheme of things and didn't hurt anyone. It would make more sense if you did a parody on Ken Lay and Enron where thousands of people lost their retirement savings. Why pick on her?
Michael Pacholek - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
You don't understand, Jennifer: We can pick on Martha because Hillary says they're friends, but we can't pick on Kenny Boy because that reflects badly on Our Fearless Anointed Leader. Or didn't you notice that the USA Patriot Act suspended the First Amendment? Oh, by the way, good parody.
Maurice Kenfield - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Martha's trial - today is the day (ala Silverbird by Mark Lindsay)
Tim Hall - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Martha was found guilty on most of the counts! How about that!
Kristen Ferris - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Martha was convicted on ALL four counts, could face up to 20 years in prision (not likely!). Sentencing takes place June 17th. in the meantime she is in police custody.

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