Martha Stewart I think we have something to say to you
The party's over and you really should have ditched K Mart
I know the news was quite abrupt
but they had quickly gone bankrupt
Oh Martha you couldn't have done any worse

You lured all us investors just so we could be plain ripped off
You sold ImClone and that's what really hurt

The TV lens when it's in your face really shows your age
But that didn't worry us in our eyes you were everything
We wrote down all your recipes
And you didn't charge any fees
Oh Martha you couldn't have done any worse

You lured all us investors just so we could be plain ripped off
You sold ImClone and that's a pain we can do without

All we needed was a friend to lend us all a living hand
But you turned into a mogul and
brother what a mogul, you did make out
All you did was steal our bread
and in the evening kick us in the head
Oh Martha you couldn't have done any worse

You lured all us investors just so we could be plain ripped off
You sold ImClone We couldn't like you if we tried

I suppose we could cut our losses and get on with our lives
Or call the SEC who night give you the hives
Or find ourselves really hot stocks
We can put in our argyle socks
Oh Martha we wish we'd never seen your face

You made a first-class fool out of us
But we're as blind which is not a plus
You sold ImClone people love you anyway

Martha we wish we'd never seen your face

We'll turn off your show one of these days