Song Parodies -> A Genius-School Girl's Plea To A Fellow Classmate

Original Song Title:

"Maggie May"

Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

  
Parody Song Title:

"A Genius-School Girl's Plea To A Fellow Classmate"

Parody Written by:

Starlette Victory

I'm beginning my senior year tomorrow, with the schedule from hell. Worse, the people I'm closest to have all gone away to college. So I'm starting to feel like it sucks to be me. This song is about an alliance made between me and the scariest girl in my Mock Trial Cult (check out my parody of "Tevye's Dream" for more information. Her name is conveniently Maggi.) We have decided that we're in the same boat; we may as well join forces.
Hey there, Maggi; I think I got something to say to you....
It is mid-August, tomorrow we'll be back at school
I keep the Fogg Gods amused, but I feel I'm being used
Oh Maggi, I just cannot deal with much more.....
My best friends are far from home, I'm starting senior year all alone
I'm Fall Econ! (and that's what really hurts......)

The morning sun when it's in your face makes you appear kind
But Mags, don't worry, your life sucks almost as much as mine....
My life is a really sick joke; I wish someone would end this hoax
Oh, Maggi, I just cannot deal with much more......
My best friends are far from home, I'm starting senior year all alone
I have Pre-Calc! (and that's a pain I can do without)

All you need now is a friend to lend a guiding hand
You're a leader and a student and
Head of a school cult and, you're so burnt out
You just want to stay in bed
That's exactly what goes through my head
Oh Maggi, I know you can't deal with much more....
Your best friends are far from home, you're starting senior year all alone
We're in the same boat; let's just put our pasts behind....

I suppose we should collect our books and get on back to school
Or steal your daddy's car and move to Cancun, hey that would be cool...
Maybe if together we band; and lend each other a hand......
Oh Maggi, I am so glad I've seen your face
We used to be true-blue enemies
But it just doesn't seem worth it to me
Our lives both suck, so we're sisters by default...

Maggi we'll get through this year in some way....
Whose turn is it to buy the lattes?
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john ulvang - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Very nicely paced and true to the original. good job!
Tim Mayfield - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Umm, a genius taking Pre-Calculus in their senior year? Something wrong here. Weird Al Yankovic (a genius) completed "Calculus II" his senior year...
Starlette Victory - August 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Obviously Yankovic did not go to a sucktastical middle school where they didn't offer Algebra.

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