-> "Killing Me Softly with His Tongs"
Original Song Title:
"Killing Me Softly with His Song"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Killing Me Softly with His Tongs"
Parody Written by:
Planned Barrenhood
The Lyrics
Strumming my pain with his fingers
Putting my parts in a dish
Killing me softly with his tongs
Killing me softly with his tongs
Taking my life was Mom’s big wish
Killing me softly with his tongs
Mom heard they sold a good line
She heard they had a style
And so she came to see them
To listen for a while
And there I was cut up
A stranger to their eyes
Strumming my pain with his fingers
Putting my parts in a dish
Killing me softly with his tongs
Killing me softly with his tongs
Taking my life was Mom’s big wish
Killing me softly with his tongs
I felt all flushed with fever
I felt like I was dying
I felt he found my organs
And snipped and I stopped crying
I prayed that he would finish
But he just kept right on
Strumming my pain with his fingers
Putting my parts in a dish
Killing me softly with his tongs
Killing me softly with his tongs
Taking my life was Mom’s big wish
Killing me softly with his tongs
Strumming my pain with his fingers
Putting my parts in a dish
Killing me softly with his tongs
Killing me softly with his tongs
Taking my life was Mom’s big wish
Killing me softly with his tongs
Strumming my pain with his fingers
Putting my parts in a dish
Killing me softly with his tongs
Killing me softly with his tongs
Taking my life was Mom’s big wish
Killing me softly with his tongs
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How Funny: | 4.1 | |
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Total Votes: | 9 |
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