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Song Parodies -> "Licking Me Softly"

Original Song Title:

"Killing Me Softly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roberta Flack

Parody Song Title:

"Licking Me Softly"

Parody Written by:

Twiki

The Lyrics

This is not for people who are easily offended. Other than, that, I hope you like it.
1) He was so manly and strong
Her body was so fine
And so they got toegther for a 69
And when they finished they went
And did it doggy style

Chorus:
Pleasing her with cunnilingus
Rimming the ass of his bird
Licking her softly with his tongue
Licking her softly with his tongue
Rimming the ass off, of his bird
Licking her softly, with his tongue.

2) He went down to her beaver
And then with his head bowed
He went her licked up till she
Screamed and screamed out aloud
She prayed that he would finish
And he just came right on her

Chorus

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 4

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littleHoTweet - August 11, 2010 - Report this comment
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Tommy Turtle - August 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Great idea, at least for us not-easily-offended (but who easily offend, lol), but *much* too short compared to the original. (Saying, "chorus" is considered cheating around here, too, or at least, lazy. Write some more clever lines, regardless of whether OS - Original Song -- repeats.)

Here's a full-length one, also racy, for comparison:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/robertaflack15.shtml

Another, not racy, but on a controversial topic, Olympian Michael Phelps' party-bonging:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/robertaflack17.shtml

Welcome to AIR, and congrats on even getting this one past the censor. (whew!) 5 for funny, 3 for pacing via not pacing half or more of the song at all, 3 overall for the same reason. Talent here, so "finish her/him off", so to speak, and will be looking forward to future efforts.
Peter Andersson - August 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I have no idea how this got past the censors, it clearly belongs on whatfreaks instead of here, but then again I got a clean idea from just the title alone, now I just need to find the time to work on it.
Phil Alexander - August 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I dunno.. it's less graphic than my first parody to this OS (which I didn't even try submitting here for obvious reasons) :-)

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