Song Parodies -> Smellin' So Awfully
| Original Song Title: | "Killing Me Softly" |
| Original Performer: | Roberta Flack |
| Parody Song Title: | "Smellin' So Awfully" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
thumpin' my head with his fingers
threat'nin' my life, quite unspurred
smellin' so awfully was king kong
smellin' so awfully...was king kong
thinks i'll be his wife...that's absurd
smellin' so awfully...was king kong
i knew he stank and real strong
i'd heard his smell was vile
i knew i'd best not tease him
he'd bristle, if i riled
he thought i was his girl toy
some candy for his eyes
thumpin' my head with his fingers
threat'nin' my life, quite unspurred
smellin' so awfully was king kong
smellin' so awfully...was king kong
thinks i'll be his wife...that's absurd
smellin' so awfully...was king kong
he smelt like skunks a-fecal
embarrassed ?...he ?...no, proud
he made me want to retch, here
and vomit my lunch out
i prayed that he would shower
but he just stank right on
thumpin' my head with his fingers
threat'nin' my life, quite unspurred
smellin' so awfully was king kong
smellin' so awfully...was king kong
thinks i'll be his wife...that's absurd
smellin' so awfully...was king kong
he stank as if all poopy
so mangy was his hair
he thought i was his groupie
which left me in despair
and he just kept on stinkin'
stinkin's just so wrong
thumpin' my head with his fingers
threat'nin' my life, quite unspurred
smellin' so awfully was king kong
smellin' so awfully...was king kong
thinks i'll be his wife...that's absurd
smellin' so awfully...was king kong
threat'nin' my life, quite unspurred
smellin' so awfully was king kong
smellin' so awfully...was king kong
thinks i'll be his wife...that's absurd
smellin' so awfully...was king kong
i knew he stank and real strong
i'd heard his smell was vile
i knew i'd best not tease him
he'd bristle, if i riled
he thought i was his girl toy
some candy for his eyes
thumpin' my head with his fingers
threat'nin' my life, quite unspurred
smellin' so awfully was king kong
smellin' so awfully...was king kong
thinks i'll be his wife...that's absurd
smellin' so awfully...was king kong
he smelt like skunks a-fecal
embarrassed ?...he ?...no, proud
he made me want to retch, here
and vomit my lunch out
i prayed that he would shower
but he just stank right on
thumpin' my head with his fingers
threat'nin' my life, quite unspurred
smellin' so awfully was king kong
smellin' so awfully...was king kong
thinks i'll be his wife...that's absurd
smellin' so awfully...was king kong
he stank as if all poopy
so mangy was his hair
he thought i was his groupie
which left me in despair
and he just kept on stinkin'
stinkin's just so wrong
thumpin' my head with his fingers
threat'nin' my life, quite unspurred
smellin' so awfully was king kong
smellin' so awfully...was king kong
thinks i'll be his wife...that's absurd
smellin' so awfully...was king kong
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Really good parody, alvin. 5's
(How did you k .........?)
Another good movie based parody; nicely done, Alvin
Nice one... here's 3 5 gallon buckets of Old Spice!
LOL! 555 gallons of "Kong" sized deodorant!
thanks adagio...fay told me....thanks timmy...thanks TJC..lol....thanks mark...lol
That should be a Broadway musical.
very good use of a funny premise..I could imagine someone as big as Kong..would have a huge BO prob..
thanks 2eagle...lol....thanks AFW...stands to reason
Yes, an 'unSpurred ' Cowboy can cause a gal mucho trouble, Sir Alvin, Mighty Duke oTrails & Roads ! !
Sometimes, one of the benefits of watching a movie is that you get the vision and the sound ... but not the aroma. Well one, Alvin.
thanks MDS...lol.....thanks john...good point
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