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Song Parodies -> "Smellin' So Awfully"

Original Song Title:

"Killing Me Softly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roberta Flack

Parody Song Title:

"Smellin' So Awfully"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

thumpin' my head with his fingers
threat'nin' my life, quite unspurred
smellin' so awfully was king kong
smellin' so awfully...was king kong
thinks i'll be his wife...that's absurd
smellin' so awfully...was king kong

i knew he stank and real strong
i'd heard his smell was vile
i knew i'd best not tease him
he'd bristle, if i riled
he thought i was his girl toy
some candy for his eyes

thumpin' my head with his fingers
threat'nin' my life, quite unspurred
smellin' so awfully was king kong
smellin' so awfully...was king kong
thinks i'll be his wife...that's absurd
smellin' so awfully...was king kong

he smelt like skunks a-fecal
embarrassed ?...he ?...no, proud
he made me want to retch, here
and vomit my lunch out
i prayed that he would shower
but he just stank right on

thumpin' my head with his fingers
threat'nin' my life, quite unspurred
smellin' so awfully was king kong
smellin' so awfully...was king kong
thinks i'll be his wife...that's absurd
smellin' so awfully...was king kong

he stank as if all poopy
so mangy was his hair
he thought i was his groupie
which left me in despair
and he just kept on stinkin'
stinkin's just so wrong

thumpin' my head with his fingers
threat'nin' my life, quite unspurred
smellin' so awfully was king kong
smellin' so awfully...was king kong
thinks i'll be his wife...that's absurd
smellin' so awfully...was king kong


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adagio - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Really good parody, alvin. 5's (How did you k .........?)
Timmy1000 - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Another good movie based parody; nicely done, Alvin
TJC - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice one... here's 3 5 gallon buckets of Old Spice!
Mark Scotti - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL! 555 gallons of "Kong" sized deodorant!
alvin - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks adagio...fay told me....thanks timmy...thanks TJC..lol....thanks mark...lol
2Eagle - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
That should be a Broadway musical.
AFW - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
very good use of a funny premise..I could imagine someone as big as Kong..would have a huge BO prob..
alvin - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle...lol....thanks AFW...stands to reason
MadameDeSpur - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Yes, an 'unSpurred ' Cowboy can cause a gal mucho trouble, Sir Alvin, Mighty Duke oTrails & Roads ! !
John Jenkins - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Sometimes, one of the benefits of watching a movie is that you get the vision and the sound ... but not the aroma. Well one, Alvin.
alvin - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks MDS...lol.....thanks john...good point

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