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Song Parodies -> "The First Time Ever I Heard a Fart"

Original Song Title:

"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face"

Original Performer:

Roberta Flack

Parody Song Title:

"The First Time Ever I Heard a Fart"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The first time ever I heard a fart,
A sound that ripped the silent pall.
It was a most impressive sound,
That kept bouncing off the walls, my Friends,
And echoed throughout the halls.

The first time ever I smelled a fart,
It was a most gaseous vapor.
That blistered paint off the bathroom wall,
Then, I opened up the door, my Friends,
And it spread all o'er the floor.

The first time ever I let a fart,
I felt the earth move 'neath my feet.
I got rid of a weary load.
Fumigation can't be beat, my Friends,
Fragrant fuzzy oh so sweet.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 9

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 5   8

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John Barry - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Lionel Mertens - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, 5's. Please see my Fleetwood Mac parodies how to prevent farts.
Adagio - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Dee Range - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
555 Such a romantic!
2Eagle - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Harry - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Ha ha! 2Eagle, that was impressive!
littleCupCakes - January 08, 2008 - Report this comment
If you have children, I suggest < Walter, the Farting Dog > by Glen Murray. It works wonders for the little tots I visit at the Children's Center! They just reel in laughter, even as young as four!! For a few moments they can forget their abandonment.
2Eagle - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Good for you, littleCupCakes. You're a mensch.

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