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Song Parodies -> "Backed Up Port-a-loo"

Original Song Title:

"Back Off Boogaloo"

Original Performer:

Ringo Starr

Parody Song Title:

"Backed Up Port-a-loo"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Weeeeere back! ;-D
Backed up port-a-loo - I dread
Backed up port-a-loo - it's strong
Backed up port-a-loo - eeeew!

It's stuffed full of poo
Where the heck's that sump-pump crew?
I heard a splash - light not a fart!

Lake of deep dread
Don't you wish you'd held instead?
Straddling bowl is an art

Stuff is overflowing now
It's ripe and green and pasty
Hovering you try to 'void
Your buns touching brown wasty!

Filling up with goo - cheeks spread
'Fraid I'm gonna spew
Globs stink, drip and ooze
Landing square on your hushpuppy shoes
And it soaks and splotched your thighs

Backed up port-a-loo - the head
Backed up port-a-loo - commode
Backed up port-a-loo - eeeew!

It needs clearing out, and how
Must make my business hasty
Smells just like a petting zoo
I swear that I can taste it!

Backed up port-a-loo
What's this stuff that you've pushed through?
It put a strain right on your heart!

Backed up port-a-loo - smells dead
Backed up port-a-loo - rotten
Backed up port-a-loo - eeeew!

Yes it's true it's too - squalid
Lack of air goes thru - the john
Backed up port-a-loo - eeeew!

Too much vindaloo - horrid
Don't smell like shampoo - cologne!
Backed up port-a-loo - eeeew!

(repeat until it catches on fire...)

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Diva - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Where have you two been?
Diva - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
The hushpuppies LOL!
Johnny D - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL ! Favorite line: "Too much vindaloo - horrid" Funny stuff as always from our favorite Took & Brandybuck !
Claude Prez - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Welcome back; this stinks :)
Smurf and Mr.Horse - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Was wondering where you guys went??? Agre with Claude...yes some VERY STINKY stuff here... But funny too! 8^)
Peregrin - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Why were we away? Ask Merry! Muwahahaha!
mandamoo - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey ! I've missed you two ! What a comeback - this is SO funny ! This one, I can relate to...........heehee.....
Merry - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks all! I've been a little under the weather emotionally lately and just couldn't get my humor working. And very busy on top of all that. I aplogise for not being around for voting and commenting, but hope I can remedy that with a bit of catch up later today. Pippin has been kind enough to 'keep a presence' for me here.... :-)
Wild Man - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Welcome back ! Same thing happened to me. Glad I took a rest. Did me a world of good.
John Jenkins - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
In a recent Messageboard thread, Peregrin asked what other parody writers used for inspiration. I don't think I want to know the inspiration for this parody, but the result was excellent.
Rick D - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm still sorta new. But from what I can tell so far, you guys throw a hell of a potty.

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